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I woke up with a huge case of WTF Brain...
Apparently when I go to bed early for the first time in weeks, I end up having freaky dreams about Tiggy.
Freaky as in utterly cuddly, completely fluffy, and with no sex in sight.
Sexless.
Dreams.
About Tig
WTF
Ergo, I woke up with a huge case of WTF Brain...
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"Toothpaste is spicy mouth sauce" - Me
Me: hello, yes I would like one wholesome relationship that leads to marriage please.
Also Me: I don't want anyone to talk to me, touch me or even look at me.
Numb on a meeting
Hi, It’s me./who’s me? How are things going for you? I’m good, yeah, I’m just a little sick today/ Everything feels fuzzy and this place is too nosey, but it’s fine cause the noise does not feel real anyway.Â
How about you? Oh, I already asked that? Sorry, it’s the cold, my brain doesn’t function well when I’m sick/ I did ask that? I’m so sure I didn’t. The words coming out of my mouth sound like not mine.Â
had a dream where i mixed up nathan bateman with joel miller and wrote a fic completely wrong, published it, and then didn't have a computer or phone to fix it. is there nothing i won't have an anxiety dream about?!?!?!
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I just woke up from the most insane sex dream turned nightmare
I was having sex with this girl I've never met but have been fb friends with for forever and think she's literally the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life
She's super into me, I'm super into her. I make her cum and then I look at the time, its 4:48pm.
I panic. I'm late picking my kid up from school. My best friend calls me and tells me the school called him and told him 'its a great day to take kids'
I woke up in a PANIC
WTF Brain...
so I was debating making a tiktok or snapstory (and i might still?) but videos embarrass me sooooo..... I was driving the other day, and had a sneezing fit; 20-30 in a row - like you do - and as it finally stopped and I was blowing my nose, thinking that it was probably because I had just cleaned my car and therefore kicked all the dust up, it dawned on me: My #1 major allergy is Dust (and dust mites)..... do you know what dust is????? Skin cells.... I am allergic to humans; I
AM
ALLERGIC
TO
HUMANS
wtf
O_o
How awake I am, In one picture. #tea #notawake #notawakeyet #wtfbrain #wtfbrainwhy #whyamilikethis #oatmealfail (at Ypsilanti, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKZoo84HWso/?igshid=qmdydlt7ync0
