#humansarestrangecreatures

so I was debating making a tiktok or snapstory (and i might still?) but videos embarrass me sooooo..... I was driving the other day, and had a sneezing fit; 20-30 in a row - like you do - and as it finally stopped and I was blowing my nose, thinking that it was probably because I had just cleaned my car and therefore kicked all the dust up, it dawned on me: My #1 major allergy is Dust (and dust mites)..... do you know what dust is????? Skin cells.... I am allergic to humans; I

AM

ALLERGIC

TO

HUMANS

wtf