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i keep wondering about lil' miss yellow eyes up at the top of this image. who is she?

i've decided that, contrary to all logic, canon, fanon, and current theories: this is stolas' twin sister. no one knows that she exists. his mom ran away with her before stolas hatched.

therefore, season three will be an elaborate retelling of 'the parent trap' and stolas and his ponytailed sister will come up with some hilarious (possibly hell-larious) hijinks to get king paimon to stop dating striker and get back together with their mother.

When my mom and I were reading Alanna: The First Adventure together when I was in fifth grade, we reached the chapter about the sweating sickness, and the characters were talking about how clearly this illness was caused by magic. My mom assumed this was just meant to show the medical ignorance in the medieval setting – she turned to me and said "In those days, they didn't know about germs." But what do we find out later? The disease was created by magic – the villainous Duke Roger sent it to kill the royal family.

Two books later, during The Woman Who Rides Like a Man, I was sad about Alanna and Jonathan's breakup. My dad thought he knew the conventions of romance in YA literature, and he assured me that Alanna and Jon were just having "a lovers' spat" and would get back together by the end. But do they? No! They're basically a medieval fantasy Jo and Laurie: they reconcile as friends, but both end up with other love interests who are much better suited to them.

A few years later, my homeschool teacher and I were reading The Murders in the Rue Morgue together. When we reached the part where detective Dupin explains that the dead old woman's broken bones and bruises weren't inflicted by a blunt weapon (as was originally thought), but just the result of her falling to the ground from the window, my teacher remarked "So she jumped!" She thought the theory the police had dismissed earlier in the story, that the old woman committed suicide, would turn out to be true. But right away I knew she was wrong. The woman's throat was cut too, so deeply that she was nearly beheaded: no one can do that to themselves and then jump out a window afterwards! And sure enough, I was right. She was killed and then thrown out the window by – 184-year-old spoiler alert – an escaped orangutan.

If we have learned anything from the promotin of the last seasons it is that we should not trust the narrative they tease just before the season and mid-season. You could also cite “Dark Sansa” before season 5, and then she was really at her lowpoint and her story in season 5 was mostly that of a pawn until she finally escaped, than you had “Jon is dead” before season 6.... And Starkbowl was heavily teased in between seasons, while your other points were more fan theories than promotional strategies.

Anyway the more they tease Jonerys, the more  happy I’ll be, because that will certainly mean that there will be a break up!

I must admit that I was rather surprised that Cersei stood her ground that well in season 7. I had expected some uproar or rebellion because of her burning the sept, but I’m glad she’s still around. She will die, I’m sure about that, but I enjoy Lena so much, that I’m glad, Cersei is not dead yet!

One of the problems is of course, that the show does not address every problem they tease.... Like Cersei blowing up the sept should have repercussions, or at least they could have shown that there were problems that only were solved after Da€nerys invaded and the mistrust against Targs made the people band together behind Cersei.

the unused classroom is unused. obviously. king's whole motivation is he wants revenge for the lightners abandoning him.

but the cyber world too. queen's whole evil plan is because the internet in hometown is out, so nobody is using the computers in a long time.

the tv hasn't been used in a long, long time. it was unplugged until very recently. i bet tenna will want to keep the fountain open because he's been without purpose for so long, but now he's finally back on the air.

so what about the church, or the holiday house?

so you bring the townsfolk to the bunker. it is not a dark world. it's a bunker it's decrepit and creepy and filled with... weird sciencey stuff, that nobody dares touch. except for sans. he's very, very interested in all this equipment.

this entrance area is where the townsfolk will stay. but you and noelle will explore deeper into the bunker. it seems to be a place between light and dark. nothing quite makes sense here, but it doesn't exactly not make sense, either.

as you explore, you find lab entries numbered 1 through 16. (i like @/marnielovesyouu's idea where noelle figured out how to translate wingdings as you explore.) you fight weird, creepy enemies with vibes similar to the memoryheads.

at the end, you find gaster, who is currently making entry number 17. you don't think he's spotted you, until he turns around and says "WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?"