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The Valentine's dance is today. Now; no one is going to want to go with you if you don't have good hygiene. Doesn't take a genius. So please:

Brush your teeth. Please.

Take a shower before going. Wash your hands after using the bathroom.

Wear deodorant

And wear CLEAN clothes. Not semi-clean.

Not hygiene related but it's advisable to try and go beforehand to avoid embarrassment.

Now, the writer of this post hears you going "How the frickety frack do I dress semiformal?"

Or probably not. Anyway here are some guides:

We did not look at either of those, so maybe take them with a grain of salt.

So now some of you might be wondering:

"So how do I get a date to the dance so I don't look extremely pathetic?"

For one thing, get some confidence guy/girl/neither/both/all of the above! You can rock it just fine as a single pringle!

But for those of you still looking to get that special someone; here's a video that we also did not look at beforehand:

(Sorry if that video doesn't work)

Well we hope we helped your pubescent self find some confidence to go to the dance. Keep in mind; all of the resources belong to their respective owners and we don't own any of them, and none of this is sponsored! Yeah, we're a one man news source with no bank account, we know.

किसान अभी तक प्रधानमंत्री फसल बीमा योजना के ब्योरे से अनजान

वेदर रिस्क मैनेजमेंट सर्विसेज प्राइवेट लिमिटेड के एक सर्वे में सामने आया तथ्य

नई दिल्ली: किसान अभी तक प्रधानमंत्री फसल बीमा योजना (PMFBY) के ब्योरे से अनजान हैं। वेदर रिस्क मैनेजमेंट सर्विसेज प्राइवेट लिमिटेड (WRMS) के एक सर्वे में यह तथ्य सामने आया है। हालांकि, सरकार और बीमा कंपनियां इसकी पहुंच बढ़ाने का प्रयास कर रही हैं। सर्वे में कहा गया है कि कई राज्यों में इस योजना के तहत नामांकित किसान…