Me {to friend}: I’ve been shipping Minnie x Avanti more and more where I think they’re gonna be wives Friend: Do it Me: Not yet, dating stage and I’m still figuring them out Also me:

Avanti: Which one of you were gonna tell me tea tastes different when you put it in hot water?

Femi: {Spits out her tea} You’re putting it in cold water? 

Jade: Avanti, answer the question, Avanti 

Avanti: Yeah, I thought for 5 years that people put in hot water speed up the tea-ification process. Didn’t realize that there was an actual reason 

Jade: You don’t have the patience to put it in the microwave for 3 minutes? 

Minnie: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? 

Jade: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove? 

Minnie: It takes LESS than a minute 

Jade: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN???!!!! 

Minnie: How long does it take for you to a cup of water on a stove? 

Jade: Like 7 minutes 

Minnie: Just stick the mug on top of the stove at medium heat! It boils in like 2 minutes. Less than that, and you use a sauce pan 

Jade: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted 

Laine: Every single person in this place is fuckin lunatic 

Keisha: Does NONE of you own a fucking KETTLE? 

Minnie and Avanti were written to enemies and not lovers, but brain said that they’d be better as the former

Finally decided to actually draw them like this

Guess who’s back and now with a whole new slew of Minnie x Avanti content over the time I’ve been away