S7 Boil Tea
Avanti: Which one of you were gonna tell me tea tastes different when you put it in hot water?
Femi: {Spits out her tea} You’re putting it in cold water?
Jade: Avanti, answer the question, Avanti
Avanti: Yeah, I thought for 5 years that people put in hot water speed up the tea-ification process. Didn’t realize that there was an actual reason
Jade: You don’t have the patience to put it in the microwave for 3 minutes?
Minnie: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Jade: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Minnie: It takes LESS than a minute
Jade: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN???!!!!
Minnie: How long does it take for you to a cup of water on a stove?
Jade: Like 7 minutes
Minnie: Just stick the mug on top of the stove at medium heat! It boils in like 2 minutes. Less than that, and you use a sauce pan
Jade: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted
Laine: Every single person in this place is fuckin lunatic
Keisha: Does NONE of you own a fucking KETTLE?
Avarice: {on the side drinking his bourbon}
