Dana White is kayfabing so hard, he's pretending violent assassination attempts are cool and exciting and a sign that you're too RAD for all the poor losers.
...He is aware that these aren't fake, right? Like this isn't a funny bit Trump is doing. People are actively trying to kill him.
I don't know if he even knows anymore.
Which is a bad sign, for the guy trying to be Vince McMahon 2.0. Vince is a sack of garbage, but he at least understands the difference between scripted "sports entertainment", and a real life where he peddles drugs and does sex crimes.
Any wrestling fan can tell you, you can't get confused about it. Even when it gets confusing, you have to know what is real and what isn't. Because if you forget, you have officially gone insane, and it isn't fun anymore.
Dana White seems like Elon Musk now, where the drug abuse and too much money have made him forget the difference between real life and the bit.
And when you cross that line, you die over there. Everyone dies over there.
Maybe Dana is secretly on top of all this and controlling the narrative. But he just as easily might have gone so deep, he can't remember.
Confusion over what is real and what is kayfabe has certainly been the death of far better men, mostly the ones on all the drugs Vince McMahon gave them. And Joe Rogan seems scared, which tells me lines might have been crossed irrevocably.
Also Dana seems to seriously think Power Slap was a cool thing we were all too stupid to appreciate? Like he's not doing a bit? He really seems bitter about this?
Dude. Who the hell are you?