Light is cool and you're just jealous.
A thud rings out as Toaster places something between them. Some kind of weapon almost as long as the Cyborg is tall. It has four barrels, and is partially held together with duct tape.
“This is the Quad Projected Particle Cannon. It’s a multi-beam particle weapon powered by a back-mounted radioisotope thermoelectric generator, capable of accelerating heavy particles to relativistic velocities through use of a microwave resonator array. This weapon causes a roughly controlled extinction event wherever it hits.” He explained.
“So would you care to explain why I’d be jealous of some rinky-dink magical girl powers and a bootleg Guilty Spark when I can carry my very own portable first, second, third, and fourth impact?” He tapped each barrel in turn as he spoke.