#wpgelection2018

I just didn’t have the stomach for politics that’s why I never really rose past the rank of constable in my 30 year career. Running for Mayor however….

A visibly disheveled and hungover mayor announces that the Jets may last two more rounds but it's fans may not.

Mayor Bowman announces that all discarded back alley couches will now have WiFi.

Mayor Bowman announced his re-election campaign with zero fanfare, during one of the routine question-and-answer pantomime sessions he holds with reporters following council or committee meetings.

Suddenly a wave of dread came over Councilor Gerbasi as she thought of another election, austerity budgets and teaching basic ethics to entitled children of real estate developers and shrewd businessmen for another 20 years. At that moment she knew what she had to do.

Don Woodstock decides to keep it real and enter the mayoral race. Sadly, no one notices as his proclamation was done as the 263rd comment on a random website thread.  

Don Woodstock decides to keep it real and enter the mayoral race. Sadly, no one notices as his proclamation was done as the 263rd comment on a random website thread.