#wowcanons

I forgot I drafted this post. This was when Awheri shattered her arm when we were fighting Koragh.

things i've thought on a LOT that i'll expand on later:

draenei lifespan similarity to light years draenei lifespan similarity to light movement in space

draenei vs eredar: ultraviolet vs infrared light draenei vs eredar: hot light vs cold light

[1:09:57 PM] Chestopher: yES?

[1:09:59 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: modern au valon

[1:10:02 PM] Chestopher: go on

[1:10:06 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: everyone thinks they take their coffee black

[1:10:13 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: they seem like the type, yeah? so people just assume

[1:10:21 PM] Chestopher: thats so funny hahahaha

[1:10:45 PM] Chestopher: its like "i assume you like black coffee because of xyz traits"

lmao nah bruh i like mine heavily sugarred and creamered

[1:11:03 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: fuckin history prof cullen comes over to spend the night and in the mornin makes them coffee & he's like "black right?"

[1:11:06 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: n valon's like

[1:11:12 PM] Chestopher: oh nooooo

[1:11:12 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "uh. no."

[1:11:28 PM] Chestopher: me2 val

[1:11:43 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "put fuckin 4 sugars and fill that shit with creamer. i have this really great mudslide creamer it's the shit"

[1:11:48 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: i'm cryin

[1:11:52 PM] Chestopher: niiiiiiiiiice

[1:12:12 PM] Chestopher: meanwhile varric and val go out to starbucks together and get the most sugary drink they can, varric being like "tell nobody"

[1:12:17 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: YES

[1:12:28 PM] Chestopher: as jade's family calls it

[1:12:32 PM] Chestopher: he loves the "froufrou" drinks

[1:12:34 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: yes

[1:12:56 PM] Chestopher: Narenthar arriving 15 minutes late to lift with starbucks for both him and valon

[1:13:08 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: I'M LAUGHING

[1:13:19 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "did u bring the chocolate croissant bro"

[1:13:30 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "bro i gotta get my choco croissant"

[1:13:37 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "bro.."

[1:13:50 PM] Chestopher: val being like "four sugars?" "yep" "half creamer?" "yes" "did you remember the the chocolate croissant" "of courze, you zhreatened my life, vhy vould i forget"

[1:14:02 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: I'M SCREAMING THEY WOULD

[1:14:05 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: THEY WOULD I'M DEAD

[1:14:09 PM] Chestopher: "nice"

The Draenei looked up as he let the bar fall into place over his chest and neck. "Lift you zhay... I vill lift. I'll lift you and your boyfriend."

"AWHERI LOOK A TREE" "FOUND A SQUIRREL" "MORE TREES" "FLOOOWERRRRS" "thERES A BIRD HERE!!!"

modern AU narenthar getting hella into the prize you get from boxtops

Narenthar: Vatch me purchase all of zhese confectionary treatz to get enough box topz to go on zhe fieldtrip.

Andren: Naren....you aren't in elementary zchool

Narenthar: Zilence!

Andren: You..... you're 18 thousand yearz old

Narenthar: [looks up at him] Andren, zhis is a very precious and precize moment. Pleaze, have zum rezpect. [continues pulling box tops off of cereal boxes and cheeze its]

andren: you're more of a, vhat... a bear zhan a goat, eh?

narenthar: ey, better zhan you, you hairlezz nerd [winks]