#worm writhing

Im the guy they test milk expiration dates on.yeah they just give me increasingly older and older milk until I say it's gone bad. It doesn't pay well and I'm sick a lot but you wanna know a secret? I'm intentionally building a tolerance to bad milk. Yeah I keep telling them the milk is still good when it's not. They believe me implicitly because I'm the only one brave enough to drink almost bad milk. You can't stop me. Soon we'll all be drinking milk that's way past what you call "good". Solid milk. Your morals mean nothing to me and the milk.