*Ascends from hell with more headcanons*
-Zoth has Kool Aid in his apartment...WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T DRINK THE KOOL AID IT'S BEEN DRUGED AND YOU'LL PROBABLY WAKE UP IN ZOTH'S BED-
-The Astral Circle residents have human forms, the kicker? Their human forms look like their respective arcade variant with a few changes. The result: Xezbet getting Roman's leg to his nads because he thought he was a doppel.
-Yan and Afton's friendship started by Afton accidently summoning the princess of death herself. Yan decided to show some mercy to Afton by asking for a last request. Afton asked what would happen if they teleported bread. Then came Yan's "He's just like me fr" moment.
-Yog has a lisp. "Yes" for him becomes "Yesh"
-Teutates is currently on a beach in Honolulu until I think of more headcanons for him. That's my excuse for not drawing him.
-Exael and Dagda are the resident punching bags
-Robertsky is a weirdness magnet
-When the doppels started rolling in, Roman saw it as a double-edge sword. On the plus side: Free crowd control (He hates people). On the down side: He stuck in LA surrounded by dumbasses.
-God does not exist in the TNMN universe...Because Alf killed him and got his nightmare counterpart to help him stuff God under the floorboards of the astral circle
-The apartment's name is "Mockabel Apartments" is it takes place in GLORIOUS L.A. But other than the obvious problems, Mockabel is a fine place...Okay I lied to you: Some residents are more than happy to deal with the doppels while the D.D.D just sits there, the laws of reality are on their lunch break, almost everyone there either has a problem or is the problem and Henry puked in the corner from anxiety before the new doorman and/or doorwoman were forced into the role of unwilling human meat shields...BUT OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S PEACHY KEEN /j
NO GOD IS GONNA GET IN BETWEEN ME AND THE WORM ("you couldn't waterboard this out of me" silence)
Shout out to Alf killing god, he'll be his own lawyer when he dies ToT
Roman would absolutely LOVE Tool and SOAD with his hatred for LA (I could've added Mesmerize by SOAD too but Toxicity came to me first)
