"Greetings, puny human. Once you receive this, you must publicly state 5 things about yourself. Then pass it on to 5 of your favorite followers - but not back to me, the future Ruler of the Universe."
//Welp! Not sure if Iām supposed to answer, or Billie. So letās do both! ā- Publicly state five things about me? Any five things? Alright, letās see:
1. I am very unfamiliar with public transportation. Iāve never been in a taxi, have yet to take a train or fly in a plane, and up until about last year, had never taken a bus. But that was one interesting bus ride. 2. I went through the absolute worst weeaboo phase in high school. Luckily it also ended in a record amount of time. Butā¦it was justā¦awful. 3. I use wheat shampoo. 4. Iām the oldest of my siblings-I have three younger brothers. 5. I make a mean deep fried turkey. It's one of the few things I can cook.
And Iām not a puny human. ā- // 1. Itās impossible for me to be drunk or otherwise affected by alcohol. 2. If you take yourself too seriously to the point where you refuse to have fun or be silly, weāre gonna have a problem. 3. My existence is full of a lot of rare genetic thingies; I have the rarest eye colour, blood type, ailments, immunities, etc. 4. Even though it isnāt my absolute favourite food, I have an addiction to cantaloupe. 5. I tend to abuse adverbs, especially the -ly ones, but Iām trying to fix that!
Bonus! I am going to have immense difficulties picking only 5 people to send this to! D: Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.
Also, here I was thinking I was the future ruler of the universe. I mustāve managed time travel at some point in the future.