#worldly advice

If a beautiful woman calls you from the side of the river as you pass in your canoe, and you do not know her face, and you do not know her name, but she is beautiful, do not go to her, for she is not your beloved, and she does not know your name.

#1: rip out your uterus at first given chance. #2: never shave your arms “just for the hell of it” #3: don’t judge people who have done anal. We are all just one misdirected poke away. #4: marry young and rich, or not at all. #5: no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be able to take a flattering picture of your feet. #6: if you’re getting in the car with a person and they automatically go for the back seat, they a bottom. #7: use your logic before your feelings, and if you ain’t got good logic try and stick to gluten free foods. #8: try everything once, and by everything I’m only talking about things that could get you mentioned in Vice or Ripley’s believe it or not. #9: talk how ever the fuck you feel like talking, but be aware of your surroundings. #10: watch out for people who -still chew green apple gum -move to the Midwest by choice -don’t own microwaves -wash their hair with two in one shampoo and conditioner

PATIENCE: SHOULD CHRISTIANS PRAY FOR PATIENCE? One bit of advice that's heard in churches "Don't pray for patience or God will answer your prayer!" But is that right? What does the Bible say about patience? Why Christians should pray for patience: one of the gifts of the Holy Spirit.

No more disposable cups. Is it just me or does this feel like a perfect place for a few of those cliché, real-world examples of how wasteful we are as Americans? • Did you know Americans use an estimated 16 BILLION paper coffee cups annually? Dude, thats like 6.5 million trees a year on just coffee cups people — we're not even counting those paper sleeves. So this season's dodgeball gift is a re-usable porcelain cup. This double walled porcelain is pretty good at keeping the hot, hot and the cold, cold without a sleeve, paper or otherwise. Our hope is that you'll swim out to that ship of sustainability with us... Have another gift idea? Think this one sucks? Let us know in the comments.

We'll be doing live screen printing with Hit+Run tomorrow at the GOOD/LA Pop-Up Community Center. This video is the first part of a series of videos we're putting together for a kids workshop at Glassell Rec. We'll have more info on that soon, but if you're interested in volunteering your time, we need all the help we can get. Just shoot us an email.