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I, Ording Drublene, am running for World Assembly Secretariat!!!

Why: hehehoho funnie

When: voting starts tomorrow

"The Ego of Salmon" was a proposal to the World Assembly made by the United Socialist States of Ording Drublene on the eleventh of November, 2022. "The Ego of Salmon" was declared against the laws(2b) of the World Assembly by The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan.

The Proposal reads as follows:

"KNOWING that salmon are under the scientific order classification Salmoniforms, Family classification Salmonidae, subfamily classification Salmoninae,

ACKNOWLEDGING that there is a genus of ray-finned fish named Salmo, and that salmon often serve as a symbol of wisdom and venerability in Celtic mythology, and a salmon known as the Salmon of Llyn Llyw is know in Welsh mythology as the oldest animal in Britain and only creature knowing of the location of Mabon ap Modron,

"The Protection of Trout" was a proposal to the World Assembly made by The United Socialist States of Ording Drublene on the tenth of November, 2022. "The Protection of Trout" was deemed illegal by the laws (a1) of the World Assembly by WA member the Moderately Liberal Unitary Republic of Goobergunchia.

The proposal read as follows:

"KNOWING that trout are freshwater fish belonging to the genera Oncorhynchus, Salmo and Salvelinus, all of the subfamily Salmoninae of the family Salmonidae,

PRAISING the not-so-vast variety of trout-based dishes enjoyed by peoples of all the regions of the world, from hearty and delicious soups and stews to fishy fillets and baked dishes,

RECOGNISING AND ACKNOWLEDGING that trout bolster and sometimes dominate the cultures and economies of many nations, including The United Socialist States of Ording Drublene, just to name one of many,

NOTING some non-salmonid fish such as Cynoscion nebulosus, the spotted seatrout or speckled trout, are called trout despite being nowhere close to such status,

AWARE that this entire document sounds stupid,

AWESTRUCK at the fact that due to the amount of threats that the trout population faces, that something such as this document has not, to my knowledge, ever been suggested to The World Assembly,

CERTAIN that trout will continue to feature prominently in future events,

CELEBRATING that trout are known to all as a symbol of troutship and freshwater fish,

NOTING that, next to other declarations being suggested to the World Assembly, this one seems minor,