ok here's my headcanons because im insane about the trio. i had more about hermione but i forgor 💔 sorry if my english is weird i dont speak english very well
- intersex, bi and genderfluid. also deffo on the aroace spectrum, maybe demiromantic and asexual??
- i know canonically he's sorta tall (compared to me) but. 5'2. why? he has to be shorter than hermione TRUST
- latino!!!! i know a lot of people hc him as indian, but since I'm latino I hc him as latino. Specifically from one of the countries from south america. I was thinking maybe Colombia or Ecuador. he'd struggle a lot with spanish at first though since. Well. Dursleys. But he'd try learning the language as an adult.
- i think he'd be a great teacher. deffo DADA teacher. i cant see him as an auror even if it is/was (??? I haven't read the last book in like a hundred years sorry) canon. I do see him however as the type to not know what to do with his life after Hogwarts at first
- PTSD, and also depression . also you opened my eyes so he also has BPD. maybe ADHD too but like, less hyperactive? I don't speak english so I'm not sure if there's a name for that too. also some kind of problem with food but i'm not sure what
- loves soap operas because every Latino loves them, TRUST, he'd watch them religiously. the soap opera he likes is at 10 pm and no one can bother him unless they want to watch it with him. Actually one of the ways he tries learning spanish is by watching soap operas in spanish, but he struggles a bit with the slang
- very light sleeper. you could be tiptoeing around him very slowly to not wake him up and he wakes up so quickly it scares both you and him
- also sometimes he's too quiet when coming inside a room so sometimes ron and Hermione are talking, they turn around and Harry's like: 🧍 behind them. It gives them so many heart attacks that they have to tell him to please say something when entering a room
- He never thinks about gender, if someone asks if he's a boy he says 'yes' out of habit. Definitely not cis but might realize much later
- pan and demirro. Also never thinks about it. Or talks about it. It just never comes up so he doesn't say anything
- WASIAN!!!! i hc the prewetts as korean. ron wanted to learn korean too from his mom and knows how to say a few words (and later learns very mean things to say to malfoy without malfoy knowing what they mean) but doesn't speak it fluently.
- the tallest but i dont have a specific height set for him since i dont understand the feet/inches thing a lot
- oh he definitely has BPD and his FPs are hermione and harry. Also ADHD and struggles with a lot of RSD. I once read a fic where Ron had dyslexia and it opened my eyes
- watches the soap operas with Harry after he and Hermione explain to him how TVs work. he's invested and the type of person to always talk during them 'why is he doing that??? is he stupid???? HE LOVES HER'. gets genuinely mad when the characters do something stupid. He also loves romcoms once Harry shows him one and is also invested.
- there could be a earthquake, the world could be ending and ron weasley would still be sleeping. but tell him there's a spider while he's SLEEPING and he wakes up and jumps out of his bed and is 3 meters away from his bed in a single second
- mom friend but don't mention it or he gets embarrassed.
- harry and hermione hate him because somehow he doesn't get acne. At all. His skin is perfect and if you ask him he goes 'I just wash my face every morning :)', they want to KILL HIM. the same thing with his hair 'i just use soap :)' and then you have harry and hermione with their curly hair wanting to throw him off the Astronomy Tower
- learns about muggle things but keeps saying the wrong name in front of Hermione just to annoy her. Everytime she corrects him he gets it even more wrong until you don't know what he tried to say in the first place
- not exactly cis, maybe demigirl?, also, bi with preference for girls/people with fem presentation. youve opened my eyes
- 5'2 but exactly 1 cm taller than Harry
- she says doesn't like soap operas or romcoms but still stays whenever harry and ron watch them. secretly she does like them but is embarrassed about it because theyre 'cliché' and 'unrealistic'
- had a lot internalized misogyny that made her hate 'girly girls', but as she grew up she stopped thinking that way.
- also has BPD. Undiagnosed autism but gets diagnosed around her 3rd or 4th year. Also had gifted kid syndrome. Struggles with RSD a lot too. She didn't have friends before Ron and Harry because of this. Her FPs are also Ron and Harry oop
- Not only has a terrible sleep schedule but somehow sleeps like a vampire. I mean arms crossed in her chest and dead still. It spooked Lavender. She's so still that once Harry thought she died on her sleep
- deffo a librarian as an adult? maybe? either that or something about activism
- everyone thought her special interest would be something book related but then you enter her room and it's full of stuff for knitting/knitted things because that's her special interest
Love these, you have a lot of excellent takes. Also Hermione being 1 cm taller than Harry has my heart. I want to add that I think Hermione would also have really “cringe” interests once she starts interacting more w the muggle world again
The Ron not having acne thing reminded me I think Harry’s wiki has trivia where it’s like. Rowling said he had really clear skin and didn’t struggle with acne which I support so Hermione’s the struggler here lmao. Adds to her nerdy charm