#work it light

don't do it at work

if you do, don't do it to your coworkers (without an ok)

if you do, don't do it in a written format

if you do, don't do it in a work-related email or group chat

if you do, don't complain about anyone with enough detail you can match it to a coworker or guest

I currently have no bedtime and a hard limit of two monsters a day, and if left unhindered I will stay up until 6:00 in the morning and chug two monsters to get through the day. Currently this is a horrendous way to live; my alarm start going off at 1:00 p.m. and I have to be out of the door by 2:00, and I have gotten to a level of sleep deprivation where I start to feel mild vertigo whenever I lay down.

(Nevermind the fact that 2 monsters a day costs way too much to sustain and whatever the fuck it's doing to my heart at this rate. If I had a dollar, yaknow.)

So the new rules are:

If I want to get a second can of Monster I have to be off the computer and in bed by my bedtime; on a normal day this is 3:00 optimistically and 4:00 as a hard limit.

If I am on the computer past that I can only have one can of Monster.

If I am on my phone for more than 30 minutes once I get in bed I can only have an extra half a can.

Considering my brain abides by restrictions pretty well (this is how I've made it to 25), the theory is this will actually work out nicely. In practice however, today has turned out too chaotic, and I do need the extra caffeine boost.

So I have added a new rule:

If I absolutely must have a second round of caffeine, I have to find the nastiest flavor of 5-Hour Energy shot and slam it immediately.

me: I was told I could get a digital copy so I would like to get the link to that

me: the link that I get sent every year, you know the one.

gmail: OK here's the email with the link

link: doesn't work

Chrome: yeah no this shit's BROKEN broken (HTTP 500 error)

me, realizing I have to go to WORK to download it AGAIN (second year of this shit): great.

work: hiiiii here's a link that actually works <3

me: cool, lemme just-

Gmail: admin banned access to gmail sorry lmao

me:

me, asking the nearest team leader: what do

team lead: guess you just gotta print it off

me:

me:

Will reblog content (art, resources, etc.) from friends/mutuals, will not reblog random stranger's pinned donation posts. Bad at tagging and catching shit, PLEASE ask. I may also make an ass of myself, just tell me politely and I'll fix it.

Will not reblog guilt trips, may or may not reblog current events or intercommunity drama (I am so fucking tired, have block/unfollow button and will use.)

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