Okay...

I finally got around to watching the last Smiling Friends episodes...

Uh...

The only joke I laughed at was the landlord reappearing. I know the fandom is all hurt and stuff about the show ending, but maybe it's good that they end it now instead of just dragging it out when it's not it's best. It would be extra awesome if Hadel and Cusack eventually came back to the show and like got their creative juices and stuff flowing again...

But dudeee

Those last two episodes sucked T-T

I don't correct people, I've given up, it's just the new way people say that now... probably in part because it helps differentiate between a picture of the side view of your face and the part of your social media account that lists information about you.

Still.

I’ll call you a “bag of dicks”, and if I’m really pissed I will emphasize that not only are you a “bag of dicks” but now you’re a “full bag of dicks”. I call my best friends “poop heads” and “beautiful Betty’s”. If something is heavy its now a “fuck load”, “tit ton”, or a “yea, no, I can’t lift that”. If I think your a little different in the head with the way you think, I am so blunt and honest I may just call you completely “mental”, or a “basket case”. When I see people with smaller lips, where I come from we call them “chicken lips”. A kiss is no longer a kiss but either a “smooch” or a “peck”. You will usually never hear me say sex or intercourse, but I will say “laid” or “banging”. I mean seriously I am 20 friggen years old and till this day I hate the word penis. Some may use dick or cock, but I am the type of person to call it a “weenie”, “weener”, or “noodle”. I hate the word pussy or vagina but if you were to call it a “cooter” I would never be offended. Don’t ever call it a cunt because then I may ask who. A fuck isnt a fuck but instead “friggen” is the word I chose. 

I really used to even call booze “Al’s Coacoa”. If you ask me to hand you an object I am going to ask you a million questions because to me an object isnt just an object. A “thingy majigger” is the correct term and you wont usually get a question about it. I wouldn’t dare shout son of a bitch because “son of a pooper scooper” is what I would usually say. When scared, I don’t even know what people yell, however I normally shout “sweet baby jesus”. If your close to me and acting like a dork, well in my family, that’s called a “dingbat”. A fart cant even be a fart you either let out a “toot”, just “ripped ass”, or your “butthole just whispered”. Depending on the day even a butt hole usually snt a butt hole, I much prefer a “bunghoolio”, “brown eye”, or “booty hole”. Since when did the word butt become vulgar? Oh, that’s right! When I began calling it a “tucus”. 

The pronunciation of the English word “fic” sounds exactly like the pronunciation of the German word “fick”.