Bernice: Rumour has it that you are thinking of buying into the pub, and turning it into a cocktail bar.
Mack: Yes, Bernice just trying to get hold of the funds. It's going to be very up market if all goes to plan.
Bernice: Well just remember if you want somebody front of house I'm the ideal candidate. With my people skills and your good looks what could go wrong. To be honest Chas is a bit stale if you ask me, and this is a very old mans pub. It needs somebody like us to bring it into the 21st century. The youngsters are where the money is at these days.
Charity: Did I just hear that screwball right? He wants to buy into this pub and turn it into a cocktail bar. He's really punching above his weight.
Chas: This celebrity thing has really gone to his head. And the cheek of that brass faced midin calling me stale! Well the only cocktail I'll be serving her is one with arsenic in it. Bloody Cheek.
Charity: Well you leave Mackenzie to me. I know which buttons to press, you just need to say Boo to him and he cries. He's worse than your Aaron.
Charity: Where would you like this pint Mack. Over your head or down your trousers.
Mack: Fill your boots Charity, they say beer makes you hair shine and as long as you dry me off later who am I to deny you your little pleasures.
Meena: You're buying Into the pub Mackenzie. How splendid, its about time that old hag Chas retired. And that cellar, what a wonderful place to hide bodies!
Mack: Bodies, why would you want to hide bodies Meena?.
Meena: Bodies? Did I say bodies? Silly me. I've got bodies on my brain being nurse!
Bernice: He gets sexier everyday.
Nicola: I wonder what he means by finger food. Something filthy I expect.
Bernice: Oh use your imagination Nicola, mines already working over time. He's really has got beautiful hands and very long artistic fingers.
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