okay hear me out: jegulily headcanons:
ā” none of them told sirius. all of them told remus.
ā” they create a regulus sandwich when cuddling; james on his back, regulus curled into his side, and lily spooning reg, reaching her arm over to hold hands with james
ā” regulus speaking french whenever they get annoyed and lily and james nodding hopelessly
ā” "*angry french noises*" "ah yes, i completely agree"
ā” lily wondering where her favourite dress is and james is hanging out with sirius while wearing it
ā” regulus distracting james during quidditch
ā” sirius smacking him upside the head for it; "for one, that's my sibling you whore, for two, we are not losing the game because of you staring at my sibling you whore"
ā” remus, lily, and james getting ready to fight walburga and orion every time a letter comes
ā” REGULUS RUNS AWAY WITH SIRIUS SHUT UP I REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING ELSE
ā” christmas at the potters is grossly cute
ā” reg and james stare at the fireplace in anticipation for lils
ā” sirius gags at them like he doesnt do the same thing w remus š
ā” james getting reg a nonbinary flag and lily a bisexual flag for christmas
ā” "god james, you useless homosexual" "you say that like you and remus arent gonna fuck tonight, shut it black"
ā” sirius and regulus whispering in french about how in love they are but their partners are just "???"
ā” lily knows how to speak bsl, so she signs things to remus (who of course knows it, this man probably knows morse code) who then translates to the other two partners
ā” *lily makes a sign* "she said she wants to fuck you both" "REMUS LUPIN I DID NOT" "i dont know why you trust me as your translator"
ā” the hogsmeade dates always end with a cuddle pile
ā” a cuddle pile with sweets**
ā” james and regulus always arguing for who pays while lily proceeds to pay instead
ā” god mornings are hell, regulus wakes up at 4am, james at 5am, and lily at 6:30am
ā” so it's just a sequence of early risers, which makes anyone else who isnt an early riser doomed
ā” "go back to bed. all three of you. do you know what time it is." "remus its 7am, we have class in an hour-" "that's not what i asked."
ā” peter and remus mark who's won the most arguments between the three
ā” peter being such a dad, oh my god
ā” "*squints*" "uh, yeah pete?" "do yall sanitize before and after holding hands?" "...did you just tell us to use protection but with holding hands-"
ā” the three all have names for the other two: james calls lily, petal; reg is pretty boy. reg calls lily, sweets; james is lovely. lily calls reg, honey; james is angel
ā” its grossly endearing
ā” "hello petal, good noon pretty boy (:" "*remus banging his head on a table* i am going to vomit"
ā” sirius and remus and peter all collectively being supportive because pog
ā” lily james n reg bein cute and gay and poly and basically living my dreams smh
ć A / N :: not sure why i never posted this one, but enjoy some drafted jegulily ć
