#wolfenstein headcanons

Irene Engel

North American Cougar

Probst Wyatt III

(Chocolate) Labrador Retriever

Fergus Reid

Weasel

Wilhelm Strasse (Deathshead)

Sphynx Cat

Klaus Kreutz

Soph failed her driving test seven times

Six times was because of parallel parking

The other time was because she ran over a curb because she got distracted

Jess can’t even drive

Abby usually drives them everywhere because Jess can’t and Soph driving makes her nervous

Jess raised rabbits her sophomore year and got too attached to them

Soph has amazing stamina

Jess,,,,not so much

If she runs too long she will throw up

She’s not out of shape or something, in fact she’s worryingly light for her age, she just doesn’t have much endurance

She has a high pain tolerance, though

Both twins have the stuffed animals they got when they were born

Soph’s is a wolf, Jess’ is a lion

Soph has hers on her shelf, but Jess still sleeps with hers

Abby was valedictorian no cap

Jess and Soph were 21st and 30th of their class

Soph’s middle name is Caroline

Jess’ is Lynn

Jess lowkey has an addiction to chewing gum

Soph is closer to their mother than Jess is

But Jess is closer to B.J.

Both twins blame themselves over Abby losing her eye

After taking the knife out and Abby was getting patched up, Jess said she had to take a breather and she went to an empty room and had a panic attack

When out in Paris, the twins have to sleep near each other

Jess will sometimes lay her head in Soph’s lap and Soph will lay a hand on her side protectively

Soph rarely has panic attacks, but when she does it’s hard to calm her down because she freaks out and doesn’t understand why this is happening to her

Sigrun Engel

Ragdoll Cat

Bubi

Bobcat

B.J Blazkowicz

Canaan Dog

Rudi Jäger

Jaguar

Caroline Becker

Remember when I headcanoned Fergus having 6 brothers?

Here's the list, oldest to youngest and their occupations. You're welcome.

Saun Reid: Construction Foreman.

Hammish Reid (Twin): Farmer.

Dodger Reid (Twin): Farmer.

Fergus Reid: Airplane Mechanic, Pilot, Veteran.

Flinley Reid: Unemployed.

Connor Reid: Lawyer.

Phillip Reid: Writer.

It took them approximately fifty-three (53) minutes to get it on

At first they were like “Okay we put it on like a shirt” onlto to realize the top and bottom did not attach

Jess suggested that maybe it opens in the front and you put it on like a jacket!

So they try

No luck

“D....do we put our legs in the head hole????”

Cue Soph attempting this and SLAMMING into the ground because she fell over

They literally had to put the suits away and sit down for a few minutes to think and calm their nerves

Abby was going to tell them how to put the suits on but then found the process of elimination too funny to interrupt

Jess was the first one to figure out that you have to shrink the suit down to where they look like shoes, step into the shoe-like shape, and then it will grow up your body

And when this happened she screamed because it scared her

Soph follows soon

Abby claps for them

Jess: Oh....wow....this is so tight...it’s kinda hard to breathe in here.

Soph: THERE’S NO ROOM FOR MY TIDDIE

Jess really really really doesn’t like the texture of the Power Suit

She finds it very itchy and uncomfortable and it’s hard for her to breathe

So she wears leggings and a long sleeved shirt under it

Which overheats her a lot because the suit is apparently super hot as well

Soph has no problem with the suit

“Maybe it’s just your suit, sis. Here, let’s switch!”

They switch

Jess swears Soph’s is worse

They switch back

Sometimes the itch goes through her shirt and she puts on more and then gets heatstroke in France

God forbid they’re near fire

Both twins have launched themselves directly into the ceiling with the enhanced jumping

Soph has ripped a Nazi’s head off while wearing the suit before

Jess got pinned and she kicked the guard and the claws on the suit went RIGHT INTO HIM

Jess’ favorite Power Suit color is Black Death

Soph’s favorite is Rat Look

Abby is panromantic asexual

On my other post I said the twin’s sexualities but I’ll put them again: Soph is a lesbian and Jess is acearo

Jess has ADHD!!!!!!!

Sorry I don’t make the rules

She Does Not belong to the neurotypicals

In school Soph took a creative writing and journalism class and was sorta embarrassed about it at first but she actually really enjoyed it a lot

Jess took forensics and anatomy her junior and senior year

You already know Abby took all advanced classes and she somehow still had so much free time

Jess once had a 121 in her History class and Nobody Knew How

Soph has played every sport that has ever existed at least once

Whenever a book project was due the twins ALWAYS did Arthur and Kenneth as their book

Every

Single

Time

Soph took Latin for two years and all she remembers how to say is hotdog

Jess has only been kissed one (1) time by someone who wasn’t a family member and that someone was Abby

Because of a dare

(They both hated it)

Abby has a pet beta fish named Leonardo

Jess’ worst habit is chewing on things

One year Soph bought her a pack of straws as a birthday present

She’ll also bite her fingernails until they’re down to the quick and complain about it hurting

Abby suggested her putting bandaids on her fingertips to stop her from gnawing on them

She does

She chews through the bandaids

During the first time Jess uses a gun, the kickback of shooting hit her right in the eye

Abby, Soph, and Jess all went to prom together

The theme was Royal Garden

Soph and Jess dressed up as gardeners and Abby wore a floral dress to go with it

When angry, both twins will slip into Polish and start yelling entirely in that language

Soph was a local in her school’s principal’s office. However, they were for good reasons, like beating up her sister’s bullies or racist bastards messing with Abby

“Woah, come take a look at this!!”

Soph walks over

She’s looking at a mini computer

The sixth mini computer we’ve seen

Continuously runs into Soph or stands super close to her

Spawned inside the dining area on the zeppelin even though Soph had yet to go through the vent

She stands facing a corner and won’t move. “Wait, what?” She finally turns around and just stares

Soph gives her a pep. I hear the loud pitter-patter of her footsteps as she runs from wherever the fuck she is. “Thanks, Soph!”

Soph power jumps up to the vent in the power jump introduction area. She looks down at the ground. Jess is just standing there and goes, “Hello :)”

When the sisters are far apart, Jess will tell Soph to wait for her, unlike Soph who tells her to “chill” and “calm down”

Soph went down and she yelled, “I’m coming, Soph, I’m coming!” in this really frantic, scared voice 🥺🥺

Went down again. She literally ran around in circles