Hello everyone, today i come to you with a solution to your own messes when time travelling! The Temporal Anti-Reoccurring Destructive Incident Smoothener!
it ensmoothens the timestream around you, reducing the impact and likelihood of paradoxes and timeline collapses by up to 70%!
this makes it 300000% easier to get away with tax evasion by going to a different timeline, @interdimensional-revenue-service hasn’t caught me yet!
Additionally, I am selling the Tactical Immediate Temporal Smoothener and the Tactical Entropic Timeline Stabilising Temporal Event Smoothener, for protection against targeted and general timeline destabilisation attacks respectively, because a chronomancer annoyed me once so I'm going to make all of their attacks worthless
