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I love you and I love our thread and I love the joker even though he’s a douche

Okay hi.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?

Well, YOU obviously, @kniivesandlint @killing-s-laughter @wxddle @jokersdaughter

That’s not everyone, but those be me main homedogs

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?

single as ever loving fuck

ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?

literally almost every stupid ass person at my school of course excluding some, and to be more specific their non-acceptance and homophobia and basically lgbt+-phobia. bc like fucking hell they never stop

(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when…

People JUDGE role play blogs for not having nice themes or icons or formatting, like, bruh, it’s the character and the writing quality, as long as they got grammar and everything not one big block of hell wall text LET THEM LIVE AND MAYBE TRY THREADING WITH THEM!!!!

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?

It used to a wolf for most of my childhood but right now i have no damn idea, so I’m going to just say wolf for the sake of answering

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?

A lot of my friends, really, they’re incredibly supportive and I look to all of them, and some even for specific situations, though the specifics I mostly go to my irl friends that physically live around me, I have two people around me that I can go to and they’re both wonderful

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: are you a hugger?

you bet your greasepainted guppy ass i am

(╯°□°)╯︵ ꞰOOQƎƆⱯɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?

I mean, I have face book but I never use it other than the messenger on my phone, snapchat, kik, and of course my most useful SKYPE

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?

I am 16, to be 17 in October! Ooo yes i know point at the kid laugh at the kid oooo he’s a kiiiidddd

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?

stressful, loud, anxiety inducing, overdone, unnecessarily difficult to keep up with. Most of the subjects required in high school can be taught in COLLEGE when you actually know what you’re going to do

and I’m not talking about culinary and stuff, those are electives, I’m talking chemistry and physical science and like the higher maths, LIKE FUCKING GEOMETRY or MOST of geometry, like, what if I just wanna be a store clerk??? I don’t but like fucking hell they need to chill with this bullshit

| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍Ʋ): favorite tv show?

At the moment? Gotham, it’s literally the only reason my satellite TV comes on, other than that im using my TV for the ps4

(ง'̀-‘́)ง: are you okay?

By simple standards? Absolutely fucking not.

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧: sexual orientation?

Asexual as shit :))))) i heavily romantic, i love me the cuddles and cute dinners by the fireplace. wish i had a fireplace

┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?

I’m kind of both? I’m a people person online, and I’m rather secluded physically irl, and I only spend physical time with my close, close friends, which adds up to about four or five lmao

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?

NOPE thank you lord

ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?

Yes

(づ￣ ³￣)づ: have you ever been in love?

I would say yes, but I don’t believe I’m developed enough to quite understand what love IS, and though I want or would like a significant other, I simply think it’s far too early and I also don’t trust anybody with me, because I know I’m emotionally frail about people I get to care about. I’ve completely broken apart into tears when a friend of mine almost left me as being friends.

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?

HUGSSSS

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?

Either on myself when there’s literally nothing else to go to, through punching shit, or really really really intense pacing until I get dizzy as I mutter to myself

Or I shout all my problems and let it out to friends

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?

Ehhh not really but I do go bike riding either every day or every few days

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?

I don’t really have one, I’m really mixed music, and I never have more than like 3-5 songs from one band or artist on my phone excluding a few

（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .O.)\: who is your least favorite person?

How do I decide between my dad and donald trump???

♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!

I don’t have one and I don’t allow myself to have one

◔̯◔: what time is it?

Pretty much 6 in the morning, I have to leave in 25 minutes but I’m hella sick help me

◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?

Am I allowed to say Joker???

◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

Red: CharacterizationPink: Theme Grey: Mun's Personality

:fffff No u hang up first!

Air forcefully leaves his lungs as he is slammed against the wall, broad FRAME colliding with the concrete behind. Kohl-rimmed eyes flicker over her HEATED features while he furrows brows caked with paint at her ROUGH assault.

Joker curls his fingers in anticipative tension, her grip FORCING him against the wall makes scarred tissue stretch with a DARK grin. He writhes a little in her demanding hold, growling lowly as BLAZING eyes secure themselves onto her luscious face.

   “Mmh someone’s finally…digging up someCOURAGE here –”

Frankly, she was surprised at  her success in throwing him against the wall. Perhaps it was the element of surprise, he’d been riling her up of course (when was he not?) but it was doubtful he’d expected her assault. She’d been perfectly behaved so far - exactly opposite to him. Perhaps she really was just strong enough... 

Or perhaps, the dawning realisation flooded in, this was a TRAP.

Oh yes it was. She could see that perfectly now. Shorter than him by far, there was no way his broad frame should be pinned against this wall by her petite body now - unless he WANTED her in close.  Everything in his expression suggested danger.