I want witherborn Axe quotes pretty please
Of course!
I shall. Simply give you a list of random crap he's said:
"i want... to break things."
"if... karma doesn't hit you... i will. and i'm... pretty sure... i'm worse."
"i wonder... what i look like... in your eyes."
". . . i wonder what i. . . look like. . . from your. . . perspective." (In reference to the fact that you are, most likely, far shorter than him)
". . . i broke my rules... for you."
"never used to crave... attention... but then i met... you. 'n that... changed."
*Cue him following after you like a lost puppy.*
*Innocent look as he gibs you a wither rose.*
"you're... always my favourite... reason to... lose sleep."
". . . d'ya wanna... hover?"
"i like to... make things go... 'boom'." (In reference to the fact he can literally generate an explosion when getting attacked)
"when life throws me... a rainy day... the nether... makes the water... evaporate. that's why... lava... is better."
"why don't... you just... toss lava at them?"
"so... unforunately... i'm horribly loyal... and you've fed me... and now you're stuck with me."
". . . the overworld is so fucked."
