#winterthunderiron

So @lovinthepizzalife and I were talking about ships as friends do, she mentioned ThunderIron while I was thinking about WinterIron and we all know about where that was going to go. I don’t have the fucking time to write an entire fic, but here are some headcanons Pizza and I were screaming about.

Thor expects Tony to steal his clothing per Midgardian custom (and he totally does) but he’s mildly surprised to find Bucky wrapped up in his cape

Thor calls Tony “Anthony” and Bucky “James”

After Thor's incessant whining, Tony officially changes 'Strongest Avenger' in the Avengers files... to Bucky. Bucky can’t convince Tony to change it back no matter how hard he tries, but Thor no longer has a problem with it. All of the new Avengers call Bucky ‘Strongest Avenger’

They don’t fight. At all. What do they have to fight about? There are disagreements, but never yelling or ignoring one another

Sexually speaking, Tony is the bottom and Bucky is afraid to go too hard on him, but Thor knows Tony can handle it and definitely enjoys getting kinky

Thor switches occasionally, but Bucky never bottoms after the one time they tried and he had a severe PTSD flashback to being r*ped by HYDRA

Tony is able to sleep with Thor and Bucky because they’re the only ones strong enough to hold him down when he wakes up from a violent nightmare

Tony is a bit self-conscious about being so much smaller than his big, strong boyfriends but he’s also a damned proud power bottom

Thor has had to use lightning to restart Tony’s arc reactor after a battle took too much out of him, and the mental image of it still haunts Bucky’s dreams

Bucky has told Thor that should he be compromised through the codewords, Thor should electrocute his left arm because it has the best chance of killing him instantly

Tony and Bucky can absolutely lift Mjolnir/Stormbreaker

Thor loves bragging about his boyfriends, even for the smallest things

Thor loves to talk about the stars and Tony loves to listen for the science, and Bucky loves to listen just to hear Thor talk

Bucky would never admit it to Thor’s face, but he slightly, just a little bit, prefers the way Thor looks in pictures where he has long hair

The first time ‘Winter’ comes out, everyone quickly learns he’s extremely territorial. No one is allowed to touch Tony or Thor, they can’t even touch each other without getting a warning growl from the assassin

When they cuddle, it’s a dog pile of limbs, little spoons and big spoons don’t exist. Just intermixed bodies sprawled out on each other.

Shovel talks are inevitable and expected. Steve gives one to Tony and Thor, Pepper and Rhodey give ones to Bucky and Thor, Heimdall gives one to Tony and Bucky, as anticipated. However, the more surprising ones came from Loki to Tony and Bucky, Sam to Tony and Thor, and Natasha to Bucky and Thor

Bucky gets sent on away missions the most (because SHIELD likes exploiting TWS a bit too much) and he’s always more than ready for the next week of excessive clinginess from Thor (and Tony, though he hides it better) as soon as he gets back

Bucky only lets Thor and Tony read his notebooks of fragmented memories

Rating: Not Rated

Word Count: 2k+

Tags: Soulmate bond, Bottom Tony, Top Bucky, Top Thor, Double Penetration, Threesome, AU-Canon Divergence, Established Relationship, Smut (other tags on AO3)

Ship: Thor/Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes

Summary:

A triad soulmate bond wasn’t common. It was rare and typically considered abnormal.

So I’ve finished all of these a while ago, but forgot to make a masterpost. But I’m doing it now! And I’m making masterlists for T(U)WK and (IW)ALW as well as an ultimate masterpost of my works so, expect a spam of this shit. Sorry about that. I’m just copy and pasting the asks and linking them because I’m lazy.

for the thunderiron drabble, please do one where James n Thor are already in a relationship and Tony has a crush on them, and Nat discovers and set them up. IronWidow is the best BroTP tbh

for the winterthunderiron drabbles, tony getting hurt in a battle and thor and james being super soft and worried after

natasha giving the shovel talk to thor n bucky

alright, I love thie rerepairing I've never thought before in my life with all my heart now.What about asexual Tony in relationship with a literal god of fertility and super soldier? How would team react?

I just love this pair. What have you done???? How did they start dating? Who woo-ed who? Did Thor and Tony already have a flirty banter going and then decided to open Bucky up to it? Or did Thor break Bucky out of his shell and they shook the fuck out of Tony by including him ????

WinterThunderIron prompt- We all know Bucky isn't as behind the times as Steve, & Thor's not stupid, but maybe there's something about modern times/midgard that stumps them both (maybe memes?), & they both turn to Tony w/pleading puppy dog eyes for help understanding it?