(WKE) Sam tells Jess monsters are real, she breaks up with him at a picnic table
(Cracked) Sam and Dean almost caught kissing in the church library
(WKE) Jess kidnapped by demons immediately after she adopts a kitten
(WKE) Sam and Jess discuss bird flu and UFOs a lot
(WKE) Dean takes Sam to Vegas as a rebound and is oblivious to Sam’s incest vibe
(Cracked) church ladies keep hitting on Dean and he’s rly uncomfortable
(Cracked) S/D fuck on the sanctuary floor while Sam has psychic visions
(WKE) Dean blows a snowboarder bro in a bar bathroom while thinking about Sam
(Gunshot) S+D get a hold of John’s deal and it’s written on a scroll of meat
(WKE) Dean framed for murder, Jess arrested as accomplice and interrogated
(WKE) Jess gone missing/kidnapped is viral and a constant Court TV topic
(WKE) graveyard full of ghouls and Sam almost gets omnomnom’d