#windownon

Mendel: Hey guys what's up. Tkr: ...... Mendel: What? Whizzer: Aren't you gonna do a meme? Mendel: Haha, I'm done with that silly phase- JUST KIDDING SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION SHREK IS LOVE NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NOW WATCH ME WHIP *whips, nae naes, dabs, memes in general, gets punted out a window*

Mendel puts a voice box inside the flour sack baby so he can hear his son's first words. Marvin was left alone with the baby one day, but nobody had told him about the voice box. Jason was now the one punted out the window.

Mendel first learned to whip, who taught it to Cordelia, who taught it to Charlotte, who taught it to Marvin. Marvin tried to teach Whizzer but was once again punted out a window.

Marvin threatened to use flour sack Jason's flour in a cooking recipe and so best flour sack dad Mendel whipped and marvin was thrown out of the window again rip

also i have a hc that they have this camera with like, a shitton of stupid videos, really out of context (prompted or totally improv) and no one has any idea what they're about anymore, but they just hear /one second/ and start laughing. they never organise it unless the memory is full ;// (based on my experience, i have this video of my friend falling out of bed, lookin up and saying some absurd line i don't remember i die) (in their case it would be falling out of a window lmao)

Marvin arrives to the Brown household X-files: On Boyfriends: In love Dick: Out Lesbians: Arrive Marvin is forcibly removed from the Brown Household (through the window)

Marvin once was by himself and so he whipped to know what it felt like to be hip He punted himself out the window

Maybe the real thrill of first love was the people we punted out of windows along the way...