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here are some wise words from our lord and savior, mags

Whizzer sucked Marvin's dick on the school bus.

ummm the whizzer and trina both love marvel movies and they’re both sluts for the shows ESPECIALLY daredevil (self-projection uwu)

mendel is a tik tok bad boy

I was at a school football game witg my friend and he just went “You know what would be better than this? Golf.” And tbh thats Marvin at a baseball game

every time I think m***vin c**’t r**d is is over it gets punted right back through the window

marvin can’t read

Marvin can fucking spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

MENDEL BOUGHT THE TKF MATCHING CLOUT GOGGLES FOR HANUKKAH

The tkf cried watching Coco (sorry this is self projection i just watched it and asdfghjkl)

(this is me self-projecting but) mendel speaks in vine quotes

Mendel has this teacher he fucking hates and he tells him he's the cumshot his mother should've swallowed.

*trina catches marvin watching gay porn* Trina: why were you watching that! Marvin: PLEASE DONT TELL JAAASON Trina: TELL ME

Charlotte: Want a trip bro- Whizzer: That's a cough drop. Charlotte: Want a fucking trip?

Back when Marvin was closeted, I feel like he woulda been like "Pshhhhh, I'm straight." "Straight as a dick."

trina, knocking on the door before just stepping inside: oh good, youre not busy whizzer, with his face painted white and applying clown make up with some black makeup product: actually, trina? i AM busy.