𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐯 𝐚𝐬 disney princesses
↷ ⊹ 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐊𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬
After watching Pink Festa, Kun’s Stepmother feels severely threatened by his blinding beauty, forcing him to flee to a cottage with six dwarves. Since WayV and manual labor are not compatible (have you seen dream plan), they use robots to mine the crystals. Is still called Mom and devoutly hates it. When he sings, nature bends to his will. Even though the birdies and woodland animals help him with cooking and cleaning he redoes it the right way: “PUT THOSE TAILS AWAY THE DYSON IS COMING THROUGH.” Asks if the apple you’re offering him is sugar, gluten, pesticide, and fat-free cuz he’s a healthy bitch.
↷ ⊹ 𝐓𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝
Becomes captivated by Winwin in a waistcoat and doesn’t fall but dives in the rabbit hole after him to escape a nagging Kun. Nibbles on the cake just so he’s taller than Kun and saves the potion so he can make a travel-sized Johnny or Taeyong. Runs into Tweedleji and Tweedlechi and asks them where Win the rabbit hopped off to but all they do is argue about whose head is bigger (Jisung and Chenle - do I even need to explain). Refuses to paint the roses red because it’s so basic and rainbow is obviously the mood. Before Ten finally catches up to Win the rabbit, he wakes up - only he could dream up such an unhinged world.
↷ ⊹ 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚
The worst cinderella. So motherfucking lazy. Manipulates the mice and bluebirds with his aegyo prowess to do all the housework. But too nice to rebel against his stepsisters, Lucastasia and Tenzella, and their devious cat Hendery. Kun, his Fairy Godmother, comes with his magical makeup kit but it doesn’t really work cuz Winderella’s skin is already flawless. Only goes to the ball so he can escape chores. Is literally chased around the ballroom by an adoring Yuta, Taeil, Mark, and a flock of NCT princes (though those three are aggressive). But Winderella is a tall bitch, plus the glass slippers, so whoever ends up dancing with him looks awkward as fuck and will have bruises by midnight.
↷ ⊹ 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐜𝐞
Dotes over his little sister, Hendana, and is horrified when his powers harm her. To occupy himself during his self-isolation, he gets buff. Is intimidated by the growing relationship between Hendana and Xiaojun of the Southern Isles (is also upset about Xiaojun’s superior eyebrows) and runs away to the northern mountains. Completes his ice castle with a 6 monitor gaming setup, a fitness center, and a walk-in cooler just for meat. Didn’t take long for Hendana to track Lucas down, after one run through “Let it Go,” the whole kingdom knew where he went. Only comes back to Arendelle to unfreeze the kingdom when he realizes he cannot eat meat or most foods without heat. And he might have been a little lonely without Hendana (Winwin the snowboi was not cutting it).
↷ ⊹ 𝐗𝐢𝐚𝐨𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞
The prized princess of the SultaM, Xiaojun is so sheltered, his only friend is Taeyong the tiger. Will order him to attack anyone who shades mint chocolate ice cream (but Xiaojun ripped so he could do it himself). Becomes sick of the SultaM controlling his every move so he escapes with Kun in a jet with his monkey, Yangabu. Eventually, Kun and Yangabu get captured because Kun doesn’t have his pilot license but in reality, the SultaM is just trying to exploit Kun. Realizing Kun could soon be in the same trapped position he’s in, Xiaojun throws his weight around by playing the “well maybe I don’t want to be a princess anymore” card.
↷ ⊹ 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫
Pascal who? As if Hendery would allow an amphibian to reside on his shoulder. Fact check: he didn’t want to leave the tower nor did he have any artistic ability. Hendery is a one-man show that entertained himself by giving himself high-fives, talking to his reflection, and dancing hysterically. Escapes that fucking tower screaming because Ten Rider, his dashing savior, chucked him out the window. First thing they do is knock out the boutique employees with a frying pan to steal new clothes because if it ain’t pink it ain’t shit. When Ten Rider unknowingly eats a poisoned apple, Hendery uses his luscious locks to resurrect him. Plot twist, Ten is the real Snow White.
↷ ⊹ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐠
Being a sneakerhead is hard when you don’t have feet. But when Yangyang sees a human, Prince Henderic (who else honestly), for the first time, he knows he’s gotta get a pair of legs. But since Kun, King of the Ocean, forbids him from swimming above water, Yangyang turns to Ten, the Sea Witch. Hoping to usurp King Kun, Ten promises to give Yangyang what he wants if he swipes Kun’s trident. Being a slick mermaid, Yangyang realizes Kun is a prude and Ten is psychotic so he snatches the trident for himself and turns them both into sea urchins. After transforming his tail into legs, a nude Yangyang is found on the beach by Prince Henderic who makes him a part of his world.
