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my dad was like send me a picture of your costume, you never send me pictures of you. and I said I look a little scary idk if you'd wanna see it. he said of course I do, and then he said you don't look scary at all you look nice. thank you dad
and my fuckass wig. it barely fit on my huge head. but I've never styled a wig before and this shit was cut from a bob, I feel like I did a decent job
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Cloudysseus part 1. After the 600 strikes, our Poseidon is really sad, poor thing. He's lucky to have his Brothers 💖 the gods' design are from Neal Illustrator , i only draw things. thanks to that user (Sorry i don't remember your Nick! 😭) to suggest me the "Dondon" silly name. Adorable. thanks also to Jorge Rivera-Herrans that probably Will block me someday for this tags
Windbag
He enters like weather no door required just pressure changing in the room
Words spill from him like receipts from a broken till thin and curling at the edges proof of purchase for nothing at all
He speaks in paragraphs of fog each sentence arrives dressed for importance polished shoes, ironed collar then dissolves before it can shake a hand
Ask him the time and he will build you a clock from anecdotes and sighs describe the forest that once dreamed of becoming a tree lecture on the philosophy of minutes but never once mention the hour
He loves the sound of his own thunder that round, applauding echo inside his skull Meaning, meanwhile waits outside in the rain uninvited
He can turn a matchstick into a manifesto a comma into a campaign speech his mistakes motion for journey volume for gravity breath for truth
when he finishes and he always finishes though nothing is done the room feels vacuumed out air sucked thin by syllables
We nod we blink we search the floor for something solid that might have fallen from all that noise
But there is only wind still bragging about how hard it blew
Okay, I will say it over and over again: I don't like Bloom BUT I will admit, that she has some really good scenes and this is one of them. Bloom is impulsive, yes, but in the first episodes she is also a bit shy and unsure and therefore I love how this reaction literally breaks out of her as if she was a Vulcan. This is also a great lesson for the audience (us when we were kids, mostly girls, in this case). That a girl should never surrender to a boy/man who wants them to do something they don’t want. In this case, Bloom is actually a very good role model for all the little girls who watched the show. ….yeh and it’s goddamn funny xD.
I like to think that one day, when he's older and wiser, Dudley is talking to Piers and mentions his Aunt Marge and Piers says something along the lines of "that old windbag?"
And Dudley just starts crying laughing thinking about the time Harry blew her up like a balloon and Piers looks at him like he's crazy and he can't explain why it's so funny but just trust him it is
And he decides when he gets home to call Harry, and they go out for a pint that weekend, and he tells him what Piers said, and they share a moment of levity that they've never been able to before
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Name: Windbag
Debut: Yoshi’s Island DS
Hm. Would you hug this thing? I think I would. Just to see what it feels like.
Windbag is a pretty weird plant that has a symbiotic relationship with Nipper Plants! It blows on a Watage Pakkun- the dandelion next to it- and scatters Nipper Spores on the breeze. The Nipper Plants get to be spread all over the land, and what does Windbag get? I don’t know! Nothing, I guess. That, children, is what’s known as commensialism!
We’ve never properly talked about Nipper Plants aside from that one time, right? They deserve their own post. After all, it’s Windbag’s day! I’ve always loved fruit and vegetable based creatures, and even though this is a hollow sac, it sure looks like a pear! And a tubey mouth is always a beautiful feature, especially if it’s the only feature at all.
Yoshi can throw an egg at Windbag. This makes Windbag die. It darkens and shrivels up... but then reinflates, good as new! Most things in real life don’t do this when killed though, so please don’t kill things!
Do you think Windbag is inspired by the legendary Bag of Winds? You know, from that timeless tale of a brave hero who resists temptation, faces off with sea monsters, escapes a cyclops, and is given the bag to return home? What was it called again?
Oh yeah! The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
