#winclything

@winclything

     “Oh, oh, oh! I’ve got a retort! What does one call a Spanish pig?”

                >> 🔥 <<            ❝            OKAY OKAY    y’got me    --   i was jus’ testin’ ya was all.  y’passed.           ❞             he snorts,  tail swishing behind him as his wings kept him   UP   in the air,  sharp teeth forming in a   grin.

you  stand  in  silence  for  a  good  few  minutes  ,  arms  and  legs  crossed  over  each  other  in  a  complicated  little  twist  .  you  aren’t  smiling  ,  thank  you  very  much  --  it’s  just  a  funny  sight  ,  your  best  bro  really  throwing  shapes  over  your  bathroom  sink  .  you  never  thought  you’d  bear  witness  to  something  as  honest  as  this  in  your  entire  life  .  once  you’re  fairly  certain  john  is  drawing  to  a  finish  ,  the  imaginary  crowd  truly  pissing  their  pants  for  the  vocal  talents  of  one  mister  egbert  ,  you  cup  a  hand  over  your  mouth  and  spit  a  few  plosives  .

@winclything

Congrats, John. Although only messaging Jake through pesterchum, you’ve made him physically sigh and rub his face in frustration.

[GT]: First and foremost theyre not people john. Theyre navi.

NAME: pi GENDER: boy ZODIAC: gemini/cancer cusp. just pick one i don’t give a rat’s ass SEXUALITY: big question mark but polyamorous  HOGWARTS HOUSE: pufflehuff AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: like 10 hours if there’s no alarm. w alarm like 7  NUMBER OF BLANKETS: 2 WHERE I AM FROM: canada DREAM TRIP: i’d love to go around asia like on a big trip through all the countries  WHEN I CREATED THIS ACCOUNT: dec 23rd 2018 i made my first post WHY I CREATED THIS ACCOUNT: i had taken a break from rp and i wanted to jump back into it. i happened to see a video on homestuck recomended on youtube, which reminded me of when i used to read it, which made me want to read it. and the rest, as they say, is history FOLLOWERS: 253

“ Wait was that supposed to be a joke? “