talk shit get fit

okay so! that’ll be genetGenesis (denlocked summer) and pat screaming about Yuta Asahina and Pat Sprigs again

5. which characters from ur canon were u close to? 

GG: labtechTransfiguration, aka Cazwell! i mean shes my best friend outside of den too but in den she was the session leader and i was the only person she lowered her guard around i think? WHICH MADE GLITCHDARK A LOT WORSE ON MY END HECK. also our heart player, whos handle i forgot gah!! OH HOLY SHIT I FOUND A POUNCEGREET LOG jovialVisionary!! oh god all of this is terrible actually. also Rox who had a totally different handle that i dont remember right now

yuta: KOMARU!!! HOLLERS. KO MA RU also i think a couple other people but KOMARU,,,, and aoi. duh

sprigs: [will smith pose @ geo]

6. name something from ur canon u didn’t/don’t like

GG: FUCK! ID! FUCK HIM!!! HES BAD AND I HATE HIM? also ooc i just. really dont like denlocked v1? its really bad. but it’s the only copy of denlocked that still exists on the internet now that the forums are down. if someone finds a backup of  the december 21 denlocked ill cry??? in a good way???? all the art is probably gone but just sOMETHING

yuta: 8|;; there is a lot of things i dont like abt dr

sprigs: WHY WASNT I IN STAR FORCE THREEEEEEEE

7. name something from ur canon u like 

GG: i like that i exist? I ALSO LIKE THAT DENLOCKED KEPT GETTING DISCONTINUED BEFORE ID GET PROPERLY INTRODUCED OMFG. like thats actually really funny? Mystery Character

yuta: uhhh i think dr:ae’s gameplay is cool? i wonder if i got a megaphone gun post-explosion. that would be sweet

sprigs: even if its not game/anime canon, i still like being friends with sonia. my feelings about her are? complicated? but we ended up friends for sure

8. if u could meet anyone from ur canon now, who would it be?

GG: JV, maybe? THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE WEIRD THOUGH… also i wonder if rox is doing okay. …actually no i just remembered when pat tried to reconnect w the waves and apologise for being an asshole and D (who was? kin of rox sort of?) had a big meltdown and said awful things abt us. so like… no, actually

yuta: i just miss komaru a lot actually? also my sister. SHRUG,,,

sprigs: i wanna meet ace so i can punch him in the face NO THATS A LIE id be happy to find anyone though because again ive literally only found one other sf kin

9. does the most popular ship in the fandom reflect ur relationships?

GG: HAHAHA PEOPLE SHIPPED ME & LT I THINK? INCLUDING MAE,,, no we’re. just good friends? and in cahoots. science cahoots.

yuta: [raises eyebrows] does anyone even ship me as yoot

sprigs: i used to be really upset about geo/sonia but like…

(muffled “HEY SUMMER STOP BEING SO GAY SO WE CAN ACTUALLY FINISH THIS”)

10. what’s something sad that happened in ur canon? 

GG: i died :D NOT DOUBLE DEATH, THANKFULLY, or. i dont remember if i died just/unjustly? but yeah um. glitchdark LT murdered me. v upsetting for everyone involved, except the glitch :V;;;;

yuta: um. [danganronpa noises]

sprigs: [contemplates hitting summer with a broom] anyway, uh. ditching geo like i did. that sucked. a lot.

11. what do u miss most from ur canon? 

GG: a lot of stuff actually? being here on earth is cool but after like. growing up on saraba in both main timeline and den, and spending a long time(?) on my land in den, and also having hecking superpowers? and being physically me. i think thats what i miss the most, actually.

yuta: uh my canon sucked so. hoodie? my hoodie was great

fhdh yes oh my god. i also remember kora saying sie saw u in like a 7/11 in the middle of the night or smth and bought an absurd amount of snacks out of attempting intimidation or some shit. god bless. i luv u dangans

fudjf i remember that, that was ab yuta asahina right??

HGAKGHSKFDS

oegmiom allows their user to make you squart across the room, but only if you are 100% enemy

what’s new pussycat allows their user to repeat any action up to 21 times, but something unusual happens the 8th time

OOPS WE DIDN’T SEE THIS UNTIL I WAS AT FRONT

uhhhhh what the fuck is a homestuck……. umnmmmm

we didnt read all of it but. uHHH

sexual orientation: pansexual? she is Unstoppable

gender identity: THERE IS NO GENDER IN THE WILDERNESS she might’ve like, felt like she was Supposed To Be a girl? from societal contact? but she’s definitely nonbinary

mental illness / neurodivergency: autistic!!!!

3 random headcanons:

otherkin 500% (wolfdog)

i think its kind of eh that her narcolepsy was only because of vriska so… Let Jade Be Narcoleptic

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

right now i REALLY miss the sun, its so gloomy rn. rain is nice though? just ughhhh pick one of the other ya douche I like rain, too. It’s really relaxing. mmmmmmmm idk? sun is nice but rain usually means i get to stay indoors and work on stuff i wanna run through the rain at 500 miles per hour Don’t do that.

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

does anyone else here besides me and leo have middle names …no? UH ANYWAY. no. wait i forgot if im even keeping our legal middle name shit fuck damn WHAT MAE IS TRYING TO SAY IS no, but both of our middle names are also the first names of people we know

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

NONE OF THE ABOVE me and mae tend to not wear pants anyway im still wearing pat’s shorts, guys. guys where did my jeans go I have jeans on. …I don’t think they’re Hiro’s jeans. i can’t fu– fricking believe i lost my jeans to the, weird shapeshifter ether

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

mmmm to be honest. i have no idea. the closest we’ve had to positive relationships ended up going to shit at mach 5. we miss dating, but we’re scared that we’re just gonna do a dumb thing where we throw ourselves into a relationship just for the sake of it. focsing more on like, cherishing our friendships rn.

i duno about 3 years. i cant think that far ahead when it comes to this.

20. Does anyone like you? 

id sure fuckin hope so is this like. romantic like, or?( Take it however you want, buddy.) okay uh. yeah, people do like us! like you, armin. :D and jorb, and the solar system, and ed, and our d&d group, and… pfft uh i was getting at something. right! people like us a lot! and i. t hink thats really cool? we’re a total freakshow– sorry, guys– but people. like us. and even like us as individuals? yeah everyone loves it when hiro comes out, and jorb keeps memeing on me 24/7 well its like he said, its easy to meme on you because you ARE a meme fuck you

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

[entire crowd doing math in their heads] ….sonic? no. do we even fuckin KNOW people whos names start with S well, sam. but we dont kiss sam actually i dont think any of our partners had S-names. huh. IM STRAIGHT …that is definitely not what you were trying to say.

(edit: GUYS, I EXIST???)

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

LMAO YEA ID THINK SO CONSIDERING WE WERE DATING

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

[entire system laughing alone with salad]

take a WILD FUCKING GUESS

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

oh, yeah! we have tons of ideas. Leo constellation, the “monster” sigil (although michael’s right about it maybe being a bad idea to tattoo a sigil onto ourselves regardless of meaning), an on/off power symbol somewhere… i want at least one of those to be glow-in-the-dark. but i dont think glowy tattoos are like, particularly safe rn. 8/

25. In the past week have you cried?

catch me in the pit crying my fucking eyes out

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW AND THAT MAKES ME SAD. we saw two dogs, one was like. short and very fluffy blonde with a flat-ish face. came up to our shins maybe. the other was a big-ish grey dog with like, short textured fur? and a kinda whisker-y face. they were both adorable

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

bad memory

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