#wifefailure

Flag description: A six-striped horizontal flag. From top to bottom, the stripes are light pink, warm brown, (off) white, dark charcoal gray, muted medium blue, and coral red. Four stripes are equal in height. The two center colors, white and charcoal gray stripes, are each half the height of the other stripes and together equal the height of one full stripe

Flag meaning:

Pink: Wifehood, the identity and role of being a wife.

Brown: Domestic responsibilities and traditional wife duties

White: The idealized image of the "perfect wife" and the expectations attached to that role

Black: Failing to meet those expectations or fulfill those duties.

Blue: The pathetic, awkward, "soggy" yet endearing nature of the wife failure archetype.

Red: Being loved, cherished, and adored despite, in fact FOR, that failure

Pink > brown > white: sorry honey I burnt dinner, let's have ice cream

I used an off white and off black to be easier on the eyes / not so harsh

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