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Hey, you, yeah you, It's manly as FUCK to sleep with stuffed animals. If I see you shaming anyone for sleeping with stuffed animals I will personally go full disappointed dad mode and yeet a slice of american cheese at your face.
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One time a kid brought a dead snake into the school and put it in the girls bathroom.
My highschool doesn't even meet regulations, we're not even allowed to use the commons room bathrooms during lunch and you can't go down the halls to use the other bathrooms.
There's a pool somewhere in my school but like, it's not on any of the evacuation floor plans and nobody actually knows if it even exists
For reference my highschool has two floors. The top floor, where the main entrance is, is set up so that staff can look over the railings and see what's going on in the lower hallway. The lower hallway has a slight decline, meaning that at the farthest point of the top hallway it's about a 20+ foot drop.
There's like 14 different exits and we can only use one.
There's a hole in the library that goes directly outside to the cafeteria roof.
The pottery classroom is like 15 feet tall for literally no reason and you have to walk down a set of stairs to get into the classroom (it's located on the bottom floor)
Half the classrooms aren't even used for anything. They're just empty.
There's only one elevator and it's on the other side of the school from all of the main classrooms. There's like 5 different staircases but only two of them aren't located in areas that can easily be accessed by students in their 3-5 minute passing period
One of the biology teachers has a giant whale tooth in his classroom.
Hey dude I uh don't want to concern you more but i think your high school is a circle in hell
Also love that you ended with the whale tooth because like we're well past that now! There's a dead snake in the non regulation bathrooms and who knows what in the pool that may or may not exist!!
White + pink /p + yellow
White- you are correct I am in fact gayass
Pink- awww thanks 🥺🥺 love u too /p
Yellow- hello bestie!! *gets killed*
Me: I’ve driven in a hurricane
@wiccankingfinn: nice
@im-just-trying-to-survive-man: are you ok!! Don’t do that again!
The dichotomy of my friends 😂😂
I wouldn’t have it any other way
@wiccankingfinn and I had a very fun conversation last night combining my activist Bakugou AU with their terrarium Izuku au.
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Timberwolf, Fallow, Burgundy, Charteuse, Vermilion
TIMBERWOLF = I trust you
FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie
VERMILION = You make me feel passionate
I trust you too! And I would 100% run through the wilderness barefoot with you
Though I have asthma so it might not be the best to run
Me spamming @cyber-phobia with herpetology related images, deciding that it's extremely ineffective to send one at a time, and instead just tagging them in a post with the memes I get from my meme dealer
And a pangolin because they're cute.
A collection of random SS conversations with the wings au we discussed lol. @imma-potatoo
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Janus: If all else fails with Roman you can turn to your second prettiest daughter...
Janus: Remus!
Remus: *eating deodorant*
Patton:
Patton: why are you like this, why are all of you like this.
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Remus: Did everyone get good sleep?
Janus: No, Virgil fell on me last night-
Virgil: Remus you fucking dropped me.
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Virgil: How did this happen?
Logan: Patton and Roman didn't realize the backpacks were color coded.
Patton:
Roman:
Virgil: THEY'RE FUCKING LABELED!
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Virgil: My blood is caffeine and my body is pain.
Logan: When was the last time you slept?
Virgil: Five months ago? I think?
Logan:
Logan: How are you alive?!
Virgil: Spite.
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Roman: Virgil, would it kill you to NOT keep the house at 32° C?
Virgil: No.
Virgil: It would kill Remus and Janus.
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Janus: Starry night, let's play truth or dare.
Virgil: Okay?
Remus: I'll go first! Emo, truth or dare?
Virgil: Dare
Remus and Janus: We dare you to go to sleep.
Virgil: I don't like this game. Also, what if you freeze in your sleep?!
Janus and Remus: IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING SUMMER!
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Patton: Is... Is he sleeping on top of the fridge?
Logan: Just be glad Virgil's sleeping for once.
Roman: This is SO going in the blackmail folder.
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