#why nots

I was confused for a minute because I hadn’t put anything in my “why not” tag recently with numbers, but then I realized this is probably in response to this post

Ball python = Cute and harmless

Gaboon Viper: Adorable but lethal

Boelen Python = Brilliant and a rare gem

Milk snake = Never stops posting, constant activity

Zeus: three places you want to travel to

1) To visit my ‘Murican buds (cuz i luv u gais - one trip)2) To visit my Scottish bud (probs with ‘Murican buds so we can all be a big group and we can see how many of us smaller people Callum can hug at the same time)3) ……….. idk Sealand?

Poseidon: list three fears

From silliest to realtalk-est:

1) Seaweed/Lakeweed. In an ocean or a lake, there had better be no underwater plantlife larger than algae within a meter of me in all directions but down, where there should be none for at least three meters. I will freak out, don’t think I won’t.2) Bees. Get those lil fuzzy asshats away from me pls like no. Just no. Pls.3) Not being good enough. I have a huge fear of people I know dying, but I’m more afraid of them just… leaving. Just deciding that I’m not worth their time anymore. That they’ve put up with enough of my shit and that it’s better if I go. I’m terrified that I won’t live up to people’s expectations of me, even when, realistically, I know that I hold myself to a higher standard than they hold me to. Even if people tell me that I won’t disappoint them, no matter what, I have a tendency to not believe them. I want to have value to people. I want to believe that I’m good enough. I’m just terrified that I’m not. That I’ll never be.*flails it’s kay tho

Hades: do you believe in life after death?

Yeeeeeesh kaylalala with the deep questions. : P

Send me a ”hey” and I’ll do this:

1. First impression:

oh, gosh, sure, let me just remember back to, what…sixth grade??? Yeah okay, I got it, I remember: look at this fuckin nerd (but in like, 2004 sixth grader lingo)

2. Truth is:

I’ve already said this but I’m really glad we got in contact again. Also, you were my first Whovian conquest and I’m glad I’ve continued on that path by dragging into the depths of hell that is tumblr

3. How old do you look:

23? idk man you look like you could be a functional adult

4. Have you ever made me laugh:

Yeah, I laughed just now when I said you could be a functional adult

5. Have you ever made me mad:

You actually are kind of a functional adult (more than me anyway (not hard)) so how dare you

6. Best feature:

Dat sexeh thick hair

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

Let’s just assume that I may or may not have had crushes of at least the friend variety on all of my friends at some point

8. You’re my:

Poppy love (I GOT IT RIGHT THIS TIME)

9. Name in my phone:

Jordan [last name]

10. Should you post this too?

end me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:

my memory is not that good but probably woah look at this cool person also cute rats

2. Truth is:

did I mention the cute rats? your biggest draw tbh. Nah, you're super rad. Fillin my dash with the best mix of educational/sj and fandom shit

3. How old do you look:

Still terrible at guessing ages. ~21/22??

4. Have you ever made me laugh:

Abastively

5. Have you ever made me mad:

I get mad that you have cute rats and I don't

6. Best feature:

I mean I think I mentioned the rats already...

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

I'm just gonna take the answer I gave kit and leave it here

idk man have I? like a friend crush probly. maybe. I DON’T KNOW I DON’T UNDERSTAND CRUSHES OR MY OWN FEELINGS TOWARDS PEOPLE

8. You’re my:

friend who has- okay I'll stop with the rats now. Well I checked my stats and you are my #1 tumblr crush <3

9. Name in my phone:

I can't find my phone right now but I think it's just Alex

10. Should you post this too?

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:

lmao no idea

2. Truth is:

LOOK WHO’S UPSETTING THE ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE NOW, HUH?? way to destroy every kit geez

3. How old do you look:

I have no fucking clue, I’m terrible at guessing ages. ~20??

4. Have you ever made me laugh:

Just now with your best feature for me, because that is something I laud about myself frequently. If nothing else, I will make people feel tall

5. Have you ever made me mad:

I mean tbh I get mad whenever I see you because WE ARE PUTTING THE UNIVERSE IN DANGER KIT, WE’RE DOING THAT

6. Best feature:

your existence <3<3uwu

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

idk man have I? like a friend crush probly. maybe. I DON’T KNOW I DON’T UNDERSTAND CRUSHES OR MY OWN FEELINGS TOWARDS PEOPLE

8. You’re my: 

co-destroyer of the universe (and friend of a friend thru the crows)

9. Name in my phone:

Kitt

10. Should you post this too?

yaaaay questions

I have two reason question posts, though... I guess I'll just answer for both

For The First One

29. Worst mistake?

Um.... I honestly don't know. I'm sure I've made some pretty bad ones but all I can think of is not dropping Physics first semester. That was awful

37. Ever had a near death experience?

Not that I can recall. I did fly in a very small plane once, which is kind of dangerous

42. Are you okay?

I am okay, thank you for asking

43. Relationship status?

Currently single and ready to curl up in a blanket and not talk to anyone

(I do have a bit of a crush right now though. Even though I don't really feel like having a relationship at the moment. It's cool brain, whatever. You do you)

For The Second One

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

To not hurt their feelings/make things worse for another friend

37: One of my insecurities

My art. I know I'm not bad, and sometimes I make things that are really good, but I feel like my general abilities are not up to par with what I want to do with my life and I'm afraid I won't get them there in time for when I need to be finding a job (which I also need a whole other set of skills for that I will be learning pretty much from scratch this semester hahaha)

42: The last thing I ate

Either a cinnamon role o a fig newton

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately