Marvel: Pairing Mary Jane up with Spider-Man is unfeminist, outdated and unrealistic. Mary Jane needs to be own woman and be dependent on a man. Besides, she's so capable and deserves a healthy relationship and a happy normal life. So what if she had kids with him and seems happy. Modern women don't marriage and kids to be happy.
Also Marvel: We're gonna FORCE Mary Jane to stay unhappily married to Paul because she must honor vows to him and she's emotionally dependent on him. Plus, we decided to make her superhero too and since being Jackpot wasn't bad exciting enough, we're now going to make the new Venom and symbiote makes her life unbearable, but she has to stay bonded to it or they will both die. Look at how much BETTER her life is!
Me:... It's good a thing you people write comics and not advice columns.

















