Mar 22
I am pacing back and forth like a noir detective. I am gazing intently into my hand. And in my palm: a single plastic easter egg.
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I am pacing back and forth like a noir detective. I am gazing intently into my hand. And in my palm: a single plastic easter egg.
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science side of tumblr please explain why in a dream where my mum & grandma had me and all my friends on a conveyer belt backstage somewhere grotesquely turning us into massive boiled eggs I was more distraught about not being able to be with my boyfriend anymore/whether he’d still want me as an egg than the fact that I was being turned into a hard-boiled egg
EGG
A panicked look came over the faunus’ face as another stranger ran up to her, screamed egg, and handed her one before running off. Why was this happening!?
“C-coco!? There was another one!”
Ellie just keeps saying egg over and over. Help
Bella arrives fashionably late to the Birblr Egg Party from a few months back. (There's no baby inside, I don't have a male lovebird)
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i love how europeans say “aubergine” it’s so beautiful and flowy and then we say eggplant who decided aubergine=plant that looks like egg it doesn’t even look like an egg i’m so angry
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqGm9Nc2Rd8)
Truly a masterpiece of our times
egg
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w…who? knows the secret egg code?