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*strides in to blog dripping wet with lightning flashing all around me*
WHASSUP HOMIES
TODAY WAS A FUN DAY
I GOT TAPED TO A WALL (Gr.8 initiation tradition, don’t even ask why) JOINED THE VOLLEYBALL TEAM AND WALKED HOME IN A THUNDERSTORM!!!
Y’know how there’s that stereotype where it’s always cold in Canada??? Well it is true. Except in the lovely bit of Canada I live in, it’s cold and RAINING ninety percent of the time. The other ten percent, it’s warm and it’s raining.
Around this time of the year there’s LOTS of thunderstorms too! It’s usually kind of fun to watch them, but walking home in one is NOT!!! 11/10 would not recommend. :P
Now I know why Rose had the overwhelming urge to bring an umbrella with her when she was going for the backup generator
please don’t be a bottle of piss please don’t be a bottle of piss
DANGEROUSLY DAINTY DANES!!! IT IS NOT A BOTTLE OF PISS, I REPEAT, NOT A BOTTLE OF PISS!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HECKITY
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS!!???!?? WAIT IT’S A HAMMER RIGHT??? HAHAHA FEAR NO ANVIL NICE LITTLE JOKE THERE, BUT WHOAAAA!!! A HAMMER!!!
Look at that, Christ…. where’d DS get ahold of this?
Ooooh…. oh my oh my oh my!!!! Indeedy indeed a hammer it is! A rather fancy looking clockwork one too…. look at that! It’s so unreasonably fancy and badass!!! It’s very obviously from somewhere on LOHAC… is it meant for Dave? Perhaps the kids are meant to switch strife specibi sometime in the future…. or??? Was this weapon meant for JOHN to wield, but it carries some of Dave’s traits (Time)… a sort of combination of their powers I guess? Holy Smokey the Bear though, this thing used to be ginormous!
:o
:O
8O
8O
SAI WOT
WOTS THAT MATE
COU-INT HEAR YU OVE THE SOUND OF "WHAT IN THE HELL"
ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT DS STOLE
FEAR NO ANVIL FROM HEPHAESTUS??? HIS DENIZEN??? HOW DID HE STEAL IT FROM HIS DENIZEN WITHOUT????
SOMEHOW DYING???????
Well.... I guess it does make sense. Hephaestus' weapon is the hammer, and so here we have a cool time-hammer thingy. It probably wasn't meant for John??? But??? In the progression of events, I suppose it was all along.
I mean.... the way the gates lead to other players' planets, Hephaestus being Dave's denizen but wielding John's weapon, the mythological "Typhon could only be defeated by the gods together".... it's all about teamwork!!
Mmmmm I wish DS would just quit being cagey and TELL US how he got past Hephaestus!!! It's possibly a crucial piece of information and it would sure HELP!!! He's not really being much of a team player right now. .___.
Lethargic leviathans... if Fear No Anvil's original size was GINORMOUS then Hephaestus must be one hell of a BEHEMOTH in order to wield it.... It really puts things into perspective... Like the stuffed Typheus looking thing in Jade's house! If the Denizens are all about the same size, then that thing was WAY TOO SMALL to actually be Typheus! I guess Grandpa got ahold of a Typheus clone or something?? And the other monster trophies are from John's land that he brought back. But really. Giant powerful Denizens!!! Malevolent gods!!! Wow, I love all this mythological stuff so much, I hope we learn more about Denizens ;U;!!!
What, is Rose going to wake up now, and make her Dream Self fall asleep before she even really talks to Dave?
I CALLED IT
GODDAMNIT THIS IS STILL SAD THOUGH THEY GOT LIKE MAYBE A FEW MINUTES TOGETHER AND THAT'S IT
Umm, why did Rose disappear? I thought her dream self would just... fall asleep. I guess she got telelopeleloported back to her room?
Rose must be a bit disoriented. She is, after all, waking up from her first dream on Derse to find that a wall of her room has been blown to bits and there is an adolescent bipedal salamander now in her company.
Ooooh that's some fast typing there Doubledude McGloom! A true hacker. Aaaannnd they're opening the viewport. Just now. When Rose has woken up. OF COURSE
I still can't get over how much tentacleTherapist looks like tentacleTheRapist
*not sure whether to laugh or being slightly disturbed*
It also looks like there's gray bars on the timelines!!! Umm.. judging by the pacing, I'd guess that the gray bars represent the kids' entry times? Looks like Jade's still got a bit to go before she's into the Medium!!! And we still haven't seen Dave's entry... .___. It's a shame, really, John's entry was suitably dramatic and Rose's was just HOLY HELL ROSE WHAT THE BOO FRICKITY HOO so I hope that Dave and Jade get cool entry flashes too!!!
Hehehehe... Casey is just so silly and cute!! Go Casey go!!! Blow those bubbles!!
IMPROVED VERSION:
Rose: Go find John and confess your deepest love and affection to him. Just for kicks. For no real reason at all.
JOHN YOU WOULDN'T
YOU DID
OF ALL THE THINGS TO SURPRISE YOUR FRIEND WITH WHEN SHE WAKES UP
A BUCKET OF GUSHERS?????
no
JOHN YOU BUTTNUGGET LIMBERDIMPLE NOODLEARM WUMPERDUMPLYTUMBERNUMBLE OF A FRIEND!!!!
Your friendship card. Hand it over. You will not be getting it back. I am rescinding your friendship privileges. You are on friendship parole. No more friendship for you, mister.
BUSTS THROUGH WALL LIKE CANS AND KNOCKS OVER ALCHEMITER
"how about no"
N OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHE JUST WOKE UP AND NOW HE'S LEAVING
THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE EACH OTHER!!! I JUST!!!! ARRRGGGGHHH
Thank you Mutie, for being so cute. :3 I can never be mad at Mutie. He is just too adorable.
john
John
JOhn
JOHn
JOHN
JJJ OOO HHH NNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! DON'T GO!!!!!!!!
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING
your teary and sincere love confession to rose
YOUR DAUGHTER!!!! YOUR DAUGHTER, CASEY THE SALAMANDER!!!
AND YOU TOOK MUTIE!!!
And he's blasting off again.....!! ting*
Oh no. The sads. The sads are here. Look at John. Just a speck. Rose's outstretched hand. Don't go John. No. Nooooooooooooooo..... 8( THE SADS ARE VERY POWERFUL
Heh.... looks like John and Rose switched trusty companions and renamed them! tEA,MwoRK?<<,!?!?
Phew, that's good. He's gone. I wonder if Cal was the reason for Dave not realizing he was awake.... hmm....
Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no oh no. We wouldn't be seeing this shot of Cal unless something's going to happen. Something involving Cal.
(Gosh golly gee I hope that Cal doesn't telelopeleloport into somebody else's dreams....)
8)
That's it homies. I'm out. No more homestuck. Goodbye.
(jk, I just need to go do OTHER STUFF now, like editing all the asks into that lovely post my ask screener made. i'll liveblog some other time!!! goodbye!!! don't dream of l'il cal tonight! <3)
