#whoooooooooooooooooooooo

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31856854

And I’m soooo frucking drunk. Like, my face and fingers are numb. I played king’s cup with my coworkers and their husbands/boyfriends. Was awesome. I was restricted to water by then, but I’ve been druk for four hours now. PRetty awesome. I see the typos, but I don’t care to change them. Cause Im drunk. he. Anyway, I ate some deli meat, cheese cubes and grapes, so I’m good for now. Oodles of water during kings cup, though some of it was tainted with crown royal that tasted a lot like apple caremel, very good btw. 

Soooooo my coworkers and some of attorneys I work for now know I’m asecual and what this means with me and my boyfriend. That’s cool, even though I never relaly meant to bring that info out??? Fuck it I’m drunk. Fuck itall. Catholic attorney was confused by it. hehe. 

I am safe in hotel room, but super uber drunk. holy shit. How does two blue hawaiians make me this drunk after four hours? damn. good bartender. best bartender.