I got tagged in a thing by acoupletshort, so...here goes!
Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers
(I can already tell you that the "10 followers" rule will probably be broken)
Nickname: Birthey, maybe, though I will also answer to celery, sharkface and majesty
Height: so many, but not lots
What time and date is it there: it is august 30, 14:43 PM as I'm writing this sentence
Average hours of sleep: omg idk, not enough, I don't sleep soundly
OTPs: I guess I should pick non-my-own-characters related otps, in which caaase... probably cosima/delphine on orphan black, but like...I can't really think of ships that I really, really, really care about right now? caro/mac, since I just rewatched green wing. (and clearly boycie/statham, otp to end all otps) what do I even watch???
The last thing I Googled was: amazingly, the gettysburg address
First word that comes to mind: cabbage
What I last said to a family member: "We can do that!" in relation to calling each other this weekend, shit, I have to call my mom
One place that makes me happy and why: my sister's place, bc my sister is the family member I'm closest to, her entire family is just the nicest, they are all lovely and caring and perfect, and my baby nephews are adorable, and my second youngest baby nephew thinks I'm gr8 enough to outweigh my own feelings of self-hatred
How many blankets I sleep under: none, but I do use a duvet
Favorite beverage: these questions are so hard, omg. idk, vanilla lattes from wayne's?? like, if I had to pick ONE DRINK, I guess I'd go with that, but it kind of depends on the situation.
The last movie I watched in the cinema was: I can't even remember the last time I went to the movies. it might have been x-men?? but I can't remember. ask me what I had for breakfast today, I'm pretty solid on that front.
Three things I can’t live without: assuming that "the people I love" are sorted into the same category as food, water, oxygen, etc: my computer, the internet, sharks
Something I plan on learning: how to prepare just the right amount of pasta.
You have to LISTEN to this song: right now, broadside bordello by tut tut child, ty guppy, in general tho... probably something tom waits-y??
OKAY SO THE TAGS. Imma tag grabbyhands, gloriousdefeat, whenanimalsgetstuck, altonym, myfavouriteblogonthecitadel, straeon, goodgodawful, housesghastlymenhaunted, kleptothermiac annnnd friedectoplasm. oh, and weffanie!