#whatwaswrongwithme

I was in a church play when I was a kid. We were doing a musical about the life of Jesus and for the life of me I could never remember the guy who played Satan’s name. Just for reference, the Satan guy was this big burly bear of a man, kinda like Hagrid with a more modern haircut. One day for practice my mom and I had made cookies and wanted to share them with the rest of the cast. The guy who played Satan was late, but came in as we were passing out the cookies. And the first thing he saw was this tiny, 11-year-old girl holding a Tupperware up to him, who just looks him in the eyes and deadpans “Do you wanna cookie Satan?”

When I was in middle school I started writing this story about fairies. And I don't know how my like 12 year old mind figured this out but the story was about how the fairies had a civil war and since then the government had been lying to them about their powers and what would happen if they left home to keep the citizens under control. And even though they had a queen, she was just a figurehead and the military was in control. Fetus me was fucking nuts.

THE FIRST PICTURE ON MY INSTAGRAM IS OF A GOAT AND THE CAPTION IS JUST 🐐🎱🎱 goat balls

I think back to how i thought "emo" guys looked hot and now im like no

In the seventh grade I managed to incorporate the 39 clues books into every one of my school projects.