#sorrysatan

I was in a church play when I was a kid. We were doing a musical about the life of Jesus and for the life of me I could never remember the guy who played Satan’s name. Just for reference, the Satan guy was this big burly bear of a man, kinda like Hagrid with a more modern haircut. One day for practice my mom and I had made cookies and wanted to share them with the rest of the cast. The guy who played Satan was late, but came in as we were passing out the cookies. And the first thing he saw was this tiny, 11-year-old girl holding a Tupperware up to him, who just looks him in the eyes and deadpans “Do you wanna cookie Satan?”