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Stan: A few years ago I tried to make curry. I proceeded to get chilli burns all over my face, so I thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’. But I couldn't look it up because I couldn’t see. So I blindly had to feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk. Anyway at that point the rice cooker went off, and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off. Which I didn’t notice at first- because I had my face in a bowl of milk. When I did emerge from the dairy prison, I thought I had gone blind with chilli burns. So no, I don’t really cook much.

this one was entirely on me don’t blame them

i dreamed my straight white guy friend told me to suck a lil dick because my hair was under my arm

CHEERS. And you do realise that the three of us worked together right? You, me, and Jamie are all former co-workers.

http://whatbethsays.blogspot.com.au/2014/03/rite-of-passage.html