#whatabuger

So... I had a very strange dream last night that I feel needs to be shared. I was in a whataburger with Taylor and a bunch of cats, including Meredith and Olivia. We were just having a casual conversation but every time she pet one of the cats she’d would change era. We kept talking even though every time she changed her opinion on whatever the conversation was would change to reflect how she was during whatever era. After she cycled through every era a few times, she turned into a whataburger meal. Then I ate her. She made a very good burger and fries, like perfect ratio of everything. Thinking on it now I probably should have touched the Taylor burger to a cat and maybe she would have come back, but in the dream I just saw a burger and immediately ate it, despite it being Taylor Swift. @taylorswift, if you see this, I’m sorry I ate you, but you made a delicious whataburger meal.

Royally pissed off!! #whatabuger #Got2DoBetter