Sorry but i don't have anyone to vent about this to. i'm going insane because of aleksa's eyes specifically. how can someone have eyes like that. why are they so big....? so he can read socialist literature more efficiently? So he can See his best friend(who is big also) better? why are they so grey? can he see me through the screen? help
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII im gonna pretend i have no idea who sent this ask and we're meeting each other for the 1st time again on a beautiful windswept beach on a warm summer evening and aren't currently living together in my windowless eunuch tower... sooooooo so so so so fucking real ive been saving up resources for an aleksa eyes compilation just for this ask alone and im realizing now there's only so many images one can hoard before needing to share them with the masses for the sake of one's sanity so here they are:
like......youre sooooo right no other man in the world has legitimately the eyes of a gay yugoslavian pornstar like theyre so fascinating. he has all the privileges of someone with beautiful bright eyes but also you don't look like a cringe idiot praising them bc they aren't like basic regular ass blue orbs. also the last one drives me insane bc it looks like he used to wear eyeliner in the rly early boy boy videos..............i need to be hospitalized immediately. also i love that in the money laundering video (middle left) they were like damn we need a deeply cinematic shot of someone with enchanting eyes and thick lashes looking longingly up at a pokie machine (before licking it and making out and pretending to have sex with it). Thankfully we know just the right man to call
