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The profile image I quickly put together for the past halloween.

COMING SOON FROM SLITHER CO.: The “TacoKonstructor” line of friendly, mobile, texmex fabricator androids! Though these units are still in the prototyping phase, they are fully* capable of producing tacos, burritos, nachos, and various toppings for all your taco and taco-related needs! Featuring a durable, “softsteel” chassis, TWO MatrixFormer** nanofabricator modules, and a user-friendly AI control system pre-installed with all three laws of robotics***, all wrapped up in an eye-catching and visually pleasing appearance****!

[DISCLAIMER: *Some products produced by these units may not be suitable for biological consumption. Burritos produced by these units ARE EDIBLE, but are classified as a Type3 explosive.; **MatrixFormers utilize polymorph, which is classified as a Type7 explosive. Do not attempt to refill these units supply of polymorph by hand or by magic. Do not expose these units to strong electromagnetic fields, Class F or higher thaumic fields, or your friend who gets really rowdy when drunk.; ***The “Three Laws of Robotics” have been scientifically proven to be “complete horseshit”. These units may or may not turn on their masters and start a violent robot uprising. Please treat your semi-sentient unit with the respect that it thinks it deserves. If your unit mentions anything about a “Skynet”, return it immediately for a full refund. ****Despite how appealing these units may look, please do not fist the android.]

[Slither Manufacturing and Tacos Corporation holds no responsibility for any injuries, maimings, psychological trauma, deaths, or cyborg apocalypses that may result from use of these units.]

Look for their affordable***** prices at your local Slither-Mart this fall!

Members of Slither Co.’s Magic Division.