#whalehunter

Not only does this DB have an unforgivably lame PL8 (that I can’t believe made it past the censor) but he created a parking spot in a half empty lot with his douchey ride.

Attention Citizens!

Rest assured that the whalehunter does not fight alone.

Today he is joined by the rather-ironically-named-given-the-subject White Knight!

The WK (for short) was recently out and about and spotted a plate with LNCHMOB.

I mean.....

honestly. 

what in the name of actual fuck Alberta PL8 people?

Still, like any good, proud, knight, our WK promptly contacted us to figure out what to do.  We directed her to the appropriate venue and, behold, the exchange.

(by the way, anyone else find that the application of privacy laws to a publicly displayed license plate is a little, you know, odd?)

Edit: oh. yeah. apparently *I* noticed and posted this PL8 almost two years ago.

At the time I said "(Yes, I know it could say 'lynch mob’…but I can’t imagine they’d let anything like that on a plate)"

I guess I was drunk.  again.

honestly.

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From: White Knight To: Motor Vehicles <[email protected]> Sent: Mon, 22 Jun 2015 Subject: Offensive License Plate [InteractionID:36129b13-700d-40a2-9799-8f141c1c6151]

Good morning,

I was recently driving in Calgary behind an SUV with the plate "LNCHMOB" (ie lynch mob).

It is entirely inappropriate for the Alberta government to issue a plate with such a racist and offensive term. I was under the impression that such an offensive plate is not permitted, please correct me if I am wrong. 

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Regards,

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Dear Ms. Knight:

 Thank you for your recent e-mail regarding a personalized licence plate configuration LNCHM0B.

 Motor Vehicles will conduct a review.

In accordance with Alberta’s privacy legislation, details of this review may not be released to any party.

  Sincerely,

That's right folks.

With our 3rd sighting of "OPNWIDE" we have officially posted 1,000 different DB PL8s.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Sooo many people to thank.

Obviously, chief PL8 hunter, @lo_la_ldl gets mega props as she alone is probably responsible for 600 of our current total.

The Whalehunter gets a claim to fame as the originator of this obsession.

All the folks in Bankers East - yo, respect. Thanks for all your hard work.

My family?  Natural and in-law - I thank you.

'course I gots to thank my manager - thanks for sticking with me despite that unfortunate incident with the midgets, and the hip hop and the ballet..... 

All the peeps at Sony Records.  You've done nothing at all for me, but I see other people thanking you so feel I should too.

The man upstairs - without some of your inspired devotees, we would be short on our target today.

But most of all, thank you DBs of the world.

Thanks to the Benz bags, the Cadillac cocks, the Bimmer-men and women.  Thanks to the Audi-owning-asses, those of Infinite DB-ness.  Thanks, muchly, to the Lexi lovers - whose capacity to mangle the name of their vehicle's manufacturer inspired so much.  The Rider fans?  Yeah, I love the team too, but your love made room for mockery, and I thank you for that.

The classic car owners?  Yeah, they got a partial pass...but I thank them all the same.

Lawyers?  You get no pass.  You are awful specimens, but I still thank you.

Tree huggers - I have not forgot you either.  Thanks a million. (or thousand, I guess)

And all the rest of you, who defy easy categorization.  Whether you used initials, names, loved golf, or were bizarrely out and loud about your love of the BoSox - thank you.

What now?

More PL8s.

I'll probably start eliminating the really boring names and initials from what gets posted...but keep 'em all coming please.

Gracias.

Merci.

ありがと

диакую

God bless.