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Unnecesary Commentary Using Screenshots of Sybilus and Rita Part 2
Aka I get emotional and Sybilus and Rita don’t deserve this
Sybilus: :(
Every werewolf within a ten mile radius suddenly shaking: something is w r o n g
Paul, internally: Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs
Paul: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with!
Sybilus: *laughs*
Paul, internally: Well that's not a fair test, that joke's hilarious
Werewolf myths vs Truths Connor Creek Style where it's just Rita, Helen, and Sybilus trying to convince the townsfolk they're not bloodthirsty monsters by embarrassing each other.
Agnes: But even if you don't turn, aren't you still aggressive on the night of the full moon?
Helen: On full moon nights we have to meet out in the woods because Sybilus and Rita are so excited to see each other they can't stop howling like idiots. And usually end up trying to pull me into a cuddle pile but sure
Madison: Don't you hunt wild animals? Should we all keep our pets inside?
Rita: Nah, for the most part we don't do more than growl at them when transformed. However, transformed or not try throwing a ball around Helen or Sybilus sometime. They'll gripe about it but they can't help but retrieve it, half the time they don't even realize they're doing it.
Truman: you're all vicious monsters!!
Helen: *dragging Sybilus in by the arm* have you seen this man. He's walked into three walls so far this morning. Look at his face. Not exactly fear inducing.
Sybilus: I'm not the one who tried to intimidate the mirror and scared myself last time I transformed!
(pls add on I'm having too much fun)

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Our two favorite werewolves reacting to the meeting with my unnecessary commentary Part 1
"They (the werewolves) want us to kill each other!" -Trueman
Ok but their reactions just make me laugh, Sybilus just looks so offended and baffled while Rita looks like the embodiment of "uh b** we most certainly do NOT"
"What?"
Oof, poor dears. Sybilus' line pretty much sums up his reaction here and Rita just looks worried
"All of recent attacks occurred at night"
Rita is nodding, blending in, doing a good job of hiding her apprehension. Sybilus on the other hand, poor dear, is trying so very hard to, but you can see that he's worried. She's leading into something, and he's worried about what that will be.
"-a town wide curfew, effective immediately, Sybilus a vote"
Ok, don't have much to say on this one, but Rita looks to him, and she's concerned- she's better at hiding it but she's just as scared as he is about what's coming.
"The motion passes"
HE'S SO WORRIED OH DEAR
Also Rita's serene face is kinda funny but also very impressive that she's keeping her chill through this.
"I'm assembling a werewolf hunting taskforce"
Sybilus trying to hide his gut reaction of "oh sh*t with THE fakest smile I have ever seen is both amusing and makes my heart hurt (like most of this scene)
Plus Rita barely having a reaction is consistent and something I thought I should note about how she reacts
"All in favor of sheriff Madison Renolds? (To lead the taskforce)"
(hit photo limit, part 2 on the way)
This episode was PHENOMENAL.
The makeup? Special affects? In general?
Perfection
That being said
WHERE ARE RITA AND SYBILUS
"Too little, and we're once again beholden to the moon."
-Sybilus Silver II