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Danny Phantom - 3.12/3.13 Phantom Planet

When Plasmius' new ghostbuster team outclasses Danny in the field, the boy decides to remove his powers and retire, unaware of an approaching massive asteroid threatening Earth.

1) *points at Phantom Planet* LOOK AT IT! Okay there is a whole ass Power Point presentation on tumblr about why PP sucks major ass, but I can't find it right now. So my sybopsis: Danny just. Decides to give up on his ghost powers. After 52 fucking episodes. He's out. Vlad won. Bye. Except oh no who would've guessed that was all part of Vlad's plan and Vlad reveals his powers to the whole world and takes ALL OF IT hostage (wow such cunning, much intelligence, very smart villain). And he wants money. Not like Maggie, whom he has been pining for for decades. Like I get that it's a children's show and that'd be a bit too fucked up but money? Really? So Vlad fails in making the anti-ghost-meteor intangible. Danny goes into the Ghost Zone POWERLESS and gets blasted by every ghost ever and I guess those people who think that he died to get his powers are right because HE GETS HIS POWERS BACK??? LIKE THAT??? Vlad's plan of using ghost powers on the anti-ghost-meteor didn't work, but using ghost powers on the entire world as the anti-ghost-meteor is about to crash into it does? I thought that meteor negated all ghost powers??? VALERIE GRAY WOULD NOT CHEER AT THE REVEAL THAT DANNY PHANTOM IS DANNY FENTON. SHE WOULD BE INCREDIBLY ANGRY AND CONFLICTED, PROBABLY PUNCH HIM AND THEN LATER APOLOGIZE WHEN SHE ACTUALLY HAD SOME TIME TO STOMACH THAT REVELATION. HOW *DARE* YOU RUIN THAT REVEAL FOR US?! Also what happened to Dani? Tucker becoming mayor is stupid but considering this entire episode, it's also super funny. I let him have that win lol.

2) So bad the fandom disowned it, AO3 fics regularly tag "Phantom Planet didn't happen"

Roseanne - 9.23/9.24 Into That Good Night

The Conners welcome baby Harris Conner-Healy home. Roseanne is delighted Darlene wants to live at home and work on her parenting skills. The family talks about their lives after winning the lottery and are glad they have all come out of it stronger people. Over a pizza dinner, Roseanne suggests they say grace to thank God that Harris survived and the family is together again.

Family and friends gather at the Conner house to celebrate baby Harris' Homecoming and everyone takes a turn chatting with the new addition to the family. Mark and Becky have some exciting news, as do Leon and his husband Scott. During dinner, Roseanne takes time to reflect on each member of her family and reveals she has been writing a book; everything we see is Roseanne's altered version of actual events. Roseanne reveals the true story and admits she changed whatever details she didn't like about her life and the people in it. In truth, the Conners never won the lottery; it was all a fantasy Roseanne created in order to cope with a devastating reality. In the final moments, Roseanne sits alone in her basement writing room. She goes upstairs, passing through the old kitchen and the old living room. Roseanne sits on the old couch with the classic afghan on the back and silently takes in the warmth and comfort of the family home as the lights slowly fade.

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Dexter - 8.12 Remember the Monsters?

cw: blood, gore, death

Dexter is faced with impossible odds as a brewing hurricane makes its way towards Miami.

1) Good LORD. So this show took a real nosedive bc it reached a natural and good conclusion at the end of season 4, so all of the good writers left. But Showtime dragged its corpse around for another 4 seasons. And in the awful finale it ends with him steering a boat into a hurricane and becoming a lumberjack

2) HE BECAME A LUMBERJAAAACCCKKKKKKK

+ Ended around the same time as Breaking Bad and there was some hype in comparing finales but Breaking Bad was a consistently excellent show while Dexter was at beast fun but kinda bad. Truly a hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby situation

Pandora Hearts - 1.25 Beyond the Winding Road

Oscar pays a visit to Oz and tells him to come home. Though reluctant, Oz learns that his father had gone missing for over 10 years. The painting of a Chain on the wall reminds Oz of something.

this may be way too niche of a pick lol, but the manga is sooooo good and unfortunately the anime didn't get to cover like...90% of its best content (it was cancelled relatively early into the manga's run) and so they had to make up a completely different ending than the manga eventually got and it is...Not Very Good. Like even on its own its pretty disappointing and leaves a lot of stuff hanging but then when you compare it to the actual finale of the manga it gets even worse in comparison

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Soul Eater - 1.51 The Word Is Bravery!

With her friends fallen, Maka must find the strength to face the Kishin alone. The world is in jeopardy and evil is poised for certain victory - until something stirs deep inside the young Meister's heart.

ugh god it just gave up on any attempt at character development or the ending of the story in any meaningful way. instead of a complex universe journey exploring her bond with soul, and death the kid becoming the new god of death, maka just...wins the day by 'being brave', extremely underwhelming and borderline nonsensical

Torchwood - 4.10 The Blood Line

Jack, Gwen, and Oswald are in Shanghai with Rex and Esther in Buenos Aires. They are at opposite ends of what proves to be the Blessing. The Families' interest in getting rid of Jack is revealed, as is the origin and meaning of Miracle Day. They realize that bringing the miracle to an end will have a cost as some of those who have survived will most certainly die. Jack, the only remaining mortal, shows himself more than ready to sacrifice his life if that's what it takes to end it all. One member of Torchwood will not survive.

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Gilmore Girls - 7.22 Bon Voyage

Rory gets a job as a journalist following a presidential campaign. The entire town puts on a farewell party for Rory.

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Sherlock - 4.03 The Final Problem

cw: death, child death

A dark secret in the Holmes family rears its head with a vengeance, putting Sherlock and friends through a series of sick, manipulative psychological and potentially fatal games.

1) It threw ALL characterization and character growth and development out the window for a """"""shocking"""""" and """"""unexpected"""""" finale. Many say it sucked because the main ship did not become canon. But that was nothing compared to the absolute disaster that was the whole series 4 and especially the last episode and the cheesy freeze frame and speech right at the end. (Not to speak of the weird ass promo stuff afterwards.) Why are you adapting such a famous and repeatedly adapted story if you're not gonna change anything about it? If you're gonna leave it as you started it? They tried to make their own Doctor Who and failed miserably. Sure, it was pretty promising and interesting at the start, but they Had to be clever...

2) Famously so bad that there was a conspiracy theory that there was a secret final episode. It added a secret genius sibling with magic powers for god's sake.

3) Others have said it better, but for me it was the rotting cherry on top of the disgusting cake that was S4. And that after a terribly bland S3...

4) Wrapped up everything poorly, mocked the audience, and didn’t draw on any of the loose ends the writers had made in the same season, or any previous seasons.

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Doctor Who - 12.10 The Timeless Children

In the epic and emotional season finale, the Cybermen are on the march. As the last remaining humans are ruthlessly hunted down, Graham, Ryan and Yaz face a terrifying fight to survive. Civilisations fall. Others rise anew. Lies are exposed, truths are revealed, battles are fought, and for the Doctor - trapped and alone - nothing will ever be the same again.

this finale is shit!! absolute ass! nothing happens in it for it to justify having such a cool name. the master captures the doctor, shows her a slideshow that amounts to ‘‘you’re adopted!! :)" doctor breaks out of her matrix prison thing by overloading it with memories when the matrix is The Supercomputer and it’s used to hold all memories of all time lords ever? you know, the species whove been doing their thing for a billion years and live up to 10,000 years? the doctors new memories should either already be there or make nary a dent in it. the doctor’s like ‘‘why would they do that! why would they lie?’’ girl they have been lying to you since forever. they killed you once. theyve tried to kill you so many times. they turned you into a fucked up anti time monster that one time. one of the doctors past past selves even told her it doesnt really matter!! what was even the point

Our Flag Means Death - 2.08 Mermen

cw: vomit

Stede, Zheng, Spanish Jackie and the rest of the Revenge crew team up to take down a nefarious common enemy threatening the world of piracy.

1) paced like a runaway train, worst actor kiss i've seen in all my years, weird resolutions for two newly-introduced characters who started with lots of potential but ended up with no narrative payoff. (spoilers) removed a really strong actor/character from an overwhelmingly mediocre cast and caused a giant rift in the fandom with some (falsely) claiming that the major character death was bury-your-gays, homophobic, ableist, etc. and that they were done with the show (we'll see about that), and others claiming it made perfect sense to kill off this character because he was "ready to die"

2) Season 1 was so promising, and set up so much! Season 2 SEEMED like it was gonna fulfill some of that promise... That is, of course, until they squandered all of those loose plot threads, character moments, potential arcs, etc. in a half-assed episode that was basically all filler and ended with one of the most unsatisfying, pointless, and unemotional deaths of TV that gave us all 'Dean with the rusty nail' flashbacks. Even the *seagull* got a better death. Not even the canon ship felt satisfying!! Their kiss and ending was extremely rushed and they didn't actually go anywhere from the end of S1.

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Agent Carter - 2.10 Hollywood Ending

Peggy needs Howard Stark to eliminate Zero Matter as they are faced with a mission none of them could come back.

Just as Peggysous became canon, just as Jack is about to start his redemption arc, they cancelled the show and left all of us on a massive cliffhanger for, let's see, almost 8 years at this point. We need ANSWERS.

Quantum Leap - 5.22 Mirror Image

Sam leaps into a bar with a bartender that's more than he appears. When Sam looks into a mirror, he sees his own reflection. In the future, they realize that Sam has leaped into himself, they search history for Sam. Sam learns more about Quantum Leap, and who's responsible for his leaps. Before he takes his next leap, he realizes he must correct something that could affect his personal history.

1) Although Sam wanted to go home, he instead chose to return and inform Beth that Al was still alive. The final caption of the show tells the audience that, in the end, Sam never returned home; with the title card at the end somewhat unceremoniously announcing it, and also with his last name misspelled: "Dr. Sam Becket [sic] never returned home."

2) The whole entire point of Quantum Leap was getting Sam Beckett back home and then he didn’t even get to go back home… and the way we are told this is through one sentence of text on a background. WHERE THEY MISSPELL SAM’S LAST NAME!!!!

3) My mother was very upset that Sam Beckett never returned home to his wife.

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Chilling Adventures of Sabrina - 4.08 Chapter Thirty-Six: At The Mountains of Madness

cw: suicide

The darkest days of the void arrive as Sabrina struggles with grief and regret. Can she summon the strength to overcome an endless cycle of destruction?

Ok so in fairness this entire final season sucked but the real kicker is that in the final scene we learn that after the main character died, her love interest killed himself in order to be with her in the afterlife. Yeah, a teenager committed suicide and we were supposed to see that as a happy ending.

That '70s Show - 8.22 That '70s Finale

It is New Year's Eve and is the last day of the '70s. Kitty is having second thoughts about selling the house and moving to Florida, even though Red thinks she is happy they are moving. Donna has just broken up with Randy and is moving to college. Jackie realizes she loves Fez. Bob decides that he's moving to Florida and open a bait shop. Eric says he's coming home from Africa.

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The 100 - 7.16 The Last War

cw: gore, ableism, death, war

After all the fighting and loss, Clarke and her friends have reached the final battle. But is humanity worthy of something greater?

Well they started badly by paralyzing the main character's daughter and then having said MC say that she's basically dead so she murders someone right in front of (technically an alien) god who is supposed to be judging humanity to decide if they can "ascend" aka join the alien hivemind or be genocided. This goes poorly but another character salvages it and so humanity basically ends anyway and they all turn into glowing trees (unless they were already dead then no trees for them) Except the main character who is cursed to live alone forever - except that most of the other mains choose to stay with her but they're unable to continue the human race or become trees again so it's lose lose all around

Gotham - 5.12 The Beginning...

Bruce returns to Gotham for the opening of the new Wayne Tower; when Bullock is framed for a murder, Gordon begins to piece together a sinister plot targeting the city; a new figure emerges to be the hero Gotham needs.