Let's be real, as parents we all know that 3 year olds are the real terrorists. For example in the last month one of our twin boys has:

Stolen half a tub of butter and hid behind the curtain while he ate it and smeared it all over himself like lotion.

Liberated a bottle of pancake syrup then ran from one end of the house to the other with it upside down (and open), squeezed half of it onto the carpet in their room, ran back through the house, and to the bathroom. Leaving behind him a sugary slippery trail of death.

Helped himself to an entire bowl of mashed potatoes. Which he hid behind the curtain and ate while rubbing it on himself like lotion.

Grabbed the jar of miracle whip, a spoon, and filled his plate with ooey gooey goodness. Then took it to his room and ate it with one hand while using the other hand to spread it around on himself like lotion.